Roy Halladay Can't Control Speed, Gets Pulled Over by Cop Twice in 1 Day

UPDATE: July 8.

Roy Halladay appears to be finding ways to cope with the unbearable anguish of no longer having a "perfect" driving record.

As of Wednesday morning, he's riding a unicycle and posting about it on Twitter—clearly sticking it to The Man:

I don't know what it is, but something snaps inside middle-aged men who get pulled over for the first time. It happened to my dad, a habitual speeder who was finally brought to justice at the tender age of 43 for doing 15 on the drive on a bridge.

You would've thought they caught John Dillinger by the way he acted. Nearly three decades in the green and the law finally boxed him in. He mentioned his clean slate repeatedly, and the officer didn't even have the decency to acknowledge my father's distinguished track record of breaking traffic laws covertly.

I guess after a certain point, we all think we're bulletproof. And when we find out we aren't, we ride unicycles and tell strangers about it.

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Two-time Cy Young award winner Roy Halladay used to love to light up the radar gun when he was on the mound, but on Tuesday, the former MLB pitcher found out that the radar gun isn't always his friend.

The eight-time All-Star let his Twitter followers know on Tuesday afternoon that his perfect driving record finally got a blemish when a cop pulled him over for speeding. 

Halladay went more than 38 years without getting a speeding ticket, but it didn't take him nearly as long to get pulled over again. In fact, it was just a matter of hours—and it was apparently the same cop.

Hopefully, Halladay doesn't go for three strikes in one day.

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