A Very Sweaty Rob Gronkowski Freestyle Raps About Women 'As Hot as Crocodiles'

In important rap news, hip-hop's Mount Rushmore gained another head this weekend, when smiling vodka bison Rob Gronkowski made a stop in Georgia to drop some hot lines on an unsuspecting crowd.

Complex.com's Chris Yuscavage reports the New England Patriots tight end took over a live performance at The Warehouse Bar & Grille in Savannah, Georgia, and proceeded to freestyle over a nonexistent beat.

Vine user OnlyInBOS posted a clip from the performance. Gronkowski straight shut down the salad bar with a line about "looking for chicks as hot as croco-diles."

Gronkowski's rhyme shows shades of early Rakim, but with dashes of Ol' Dirty's improvisation—because there's no father to his style. He comes real like Scarface on The Diary but with a chick-centric slant reminiscent of a young LL Cool J.

And don't sleep on the wordplay, either.

Gronk doesn't want a "hot" girl; he wants a crocodile-hot girl. And crocodiles get, like, super hot sitting on the banks of the Nile all day. 

So let it be known: In a year rife with hip-hop triumphs, the hottest mixtape of 2015 hasn't even dropped yet.

Gronk's working on it—he just needs to find a way to rhyme "Four Lokos" and "pantyhose." 

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