Internet Reacts to Adrian Peterson's Twitter Rant About Contract with Vikings

Thursday afternoon, Adrian Peterson went on a nearly hourlong Twitter rant about his ongoing contract battle with the Minnesota Vikings, who aren't feeling especially generous with the admitted child-abuser.

It was a vague, strange social media manifesto with the general thrust being that the team should do the right thing and fork over his guaranteed camel-party money.

It's the honorable thing to do, after all:

Of course, the Internet had some responses to the running back's airing of grievances. Many were astonishingly unsympathetic to the millionaire's plight: 

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depends on the printer settings i think? https://t.co/nE9bkW5VvQ

— Lindsey Adler (@Lahlahlindsey) May 28, 2015"

Maybe have an orange peanut and a nap, AP. That's enough Internet for one day.

Dan is on Twitter. Sometimes you don't have to hear both sides.