2014 Holiday Cards for Every NFL Team
Let's be honest: It has been a tough year for the NFL. Well, attendance has been good and viewership is at an all-time high, but all the off-the-field stuff has really put a damper on...on...something. It's put a damper on something.
So how about some NFL-themed holiday cheer.
Each year we tirelessly scour the country for every NFL team's holiday card. These are without a doubt 100,000 percent real cards and not Photoshop creations I spent the better part of a week making. Real. Totally, good-tidingly real.
(For a gander at last year's cards, go here. Oh, and here are 2012's. Ho, ho, ho.)
Without further delay, here are the official, totally not-made-up, real-as-Santa Claus-himself holiday cards from every NFL team.
New England Patriots
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I wasn't sure if this card was...cheesy enough.
Miami Dolphins
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Maybe the dolphin could be the next head coach. It almost couldn't be worse.
Buffalo Bills
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Too soon? Too something.
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New York Jets
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The New York Jets: The gift that keeps on giving.
Cincinnati Bengals
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I guess technically that elf is no longer on the shelf. Or the shoulder, as it seems.
Pittsburgh Steelers
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Duuuuude, Saaannnntaaaa, where's my car?
Baltimore Ravens
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I'm fascinated to learn what list is in Roger Goodell's pocket.
Cleveland Browns
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The original Browns cards featured Brian Hoyer, but head coach Mike Pettine held on to them for too long and everything got ruined.
Indianapolis Colts
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I don't know if this is the true story of the three wise men, but I believe everything Linus from Peanuts says. Now where's my blanket?
Houston Texans
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It takes two to make a thing go right...
Tennessee Titans
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Of course, Santa takes the best selfies.
Jacksonville Jaguars
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It's only a matter of time.
Denver Broncos
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Let's be honest, how many seasons does he, and they, really have left?
San Diego Chargers
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Is the bolo tie back or is it just a Philip Rivers thing? Wait, don't answer that.
Kansas City Chiefs
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Big. Red. The joke really does tell itself.
Oakland Raiders
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How many Raiders coaches will walk the plank next calendar year?
Dallas Cowboys
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The guy really does carry everything.
Philadelphia Eagles
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What's the right font for a coach who talks too fast? Helvetica? It's probably Helvetica.
New York Giants
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That catch was gold.
Washington Redskins
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They are the gift that never stops giving.
Green Bay Packers
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Relax at home. On the road...it's OK to get a little stressed.
Detroit Lions
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Smile. SMILE.
Minnesota Vikings
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Did they get this right? Did they get anything right?
Chicago Bears
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Meh-ry Christmas.
New Orleans Saints
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Almost everything this season may be Roger Goodell's fault, but surprisingly the Saints' struggles aren't.
Atlanta Falcons
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Will a trip to the playoffs save Mike Smith's job? Should it?
Carolina Panthers
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He's just happy to be here. You can't blame him.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Every week that passes feels like a Christmas present for Greg Schiano's future job opportunities.
Arizona Cardinals
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Coolest. Santa. Hat. Ever.
Seattle Seahawks
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Are we going to get fined for this?
San Francisco 49ers
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Has this happened yet? It has to happen. It would be a gift for everyone involved.
St. Louis Rams
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Have a safe, healthy holiday season.
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