2014 Holiday Cards for Every NFL Team
Let's be honest: It has been a tough year for the NFL. Well, attendance has been good and viewership is at an all-time high, but all the off-the-field stuff has really put a damper on...on...something. It's put a damper on something.
So how about some NFL-themed holiday cheer.
Each year we tirelessly scour the country for every NFL team's holiday card. These are without a doubt 100,000 percent real cards and not Photoshop creations I spent the better part of a week making. Real. Totally, good-tidingly real.
Without further delay, here are the official, totally not-made-up, real-as-Santa Claus-himself holiday cards from every NFL team.
New England Patriots
I wasn't sure if this card was...cheesy enough.
Maybe the dolphin could be the next head coach. It almost couldn't be worse.
Too soon? Too something.
New York Jets
The New York Jets: The gift that keeps on giving.
I guess technically that elf is no longer on the shelf. Or the shoulder, as it seems.
Duuuuude, Saaannnntaaaa, where's my car?
I'm fascinated to learn what list is in Roger Goodell's pocket.
The original Browns cards featured Brian Hoyer, but head coach Mike Pettine held on to them for too long and everything got ruined.
I don't know if this is the true story of the three wise men, but I believe everything Linus from Peanuts says. Now where's my blanket?
It takes two to make a thing go right...
Of course, Santa takes the best selfies.
It's only a matter of time.
Let's be honest, how many seasons does he, and they, really have left?
San Diego Chargers
Is the bolo tie back or is it just a Philip Rivers thing? Wait, don't answer that.
Kansas City Chiefs
Big. Red. The joke really does tell itself.
How many Raiders coaches will walk the plank next calendar year?
The guy really does carry everything.
What's the right font for a coach who talks too fast? Helvetica? It's probably Helvetica.
New York Giants
That catch was gold.
They are the gift that never stops giving.
Green Bay Packers
Relax at home. On the road...it's OK to get a little stressed.
Did they get this right? Did they get anything right?
New Orleans Saints
Almost everything this season may be Roger Goodell's fault, but surprisingly the Saints' struggles aren't.
Will a trip to the playoffs save Mike Smith's job? Should it?
He's just happy to be here. You can't blame him.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Every week that passes feels like a Christmas present for Greg Schiano's future job opportunities.
Coolest. Santa. Hat. Ever.
Are we going to get fined for this?
San Francisco 49ers
Has this happened yet? It has to happen. It would be a gift for everyone involved.
St. Louis Rams
Have a safe, healthy holiday season.