2014 Holiday Cards for Every NFL Team

Dan LevyNational Lead WriterDecember 17, 2014

2014 Holiday Cards for Every NFL Team

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    Let's be honest: It has been a tough year for the NFL. Well, attendance has been good and viewership is at an all-time high, but all the off-the-field stuff has really put a damper on...on...something. It's put a damper on something.

    So how about some NFL-themed holiday cheer.

    Each year we tirelessly scour the country for every NFL team's holiday card. These are without a doubt 100,000 percent real cards and not Photoshop creations I spent the better part of a week making. Real. Totally, good-tidingly real. 

    (For a gander at last year's cards, go here. Oh, and here are 2012's. Ho, ho, ho.)

    Without further delay, here are the official, totally not-made-up, real-as-Santa Claus-himself holiday cards from every NFL team.

New England Patriots

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    I wasn't sure if this card was...cheesy enough.

Miami Dolphins

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    Maybe the dolphin could be the next head coach. It almost couldn't be worse.

Buffalo Bills

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    Too soon? Too something.

New York Jets

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    The New York Jets: The gift that keeps on giving. 

Cincinnati Bengals

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    I guess technically that elf is no longer on the shelf. Or the shoulder, as it seems.

Pittsburgh Steelers

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    Duuuuude, Saaannnntaaaa, where's my car?

Baltimore Ravens

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    I'm fascinated to learn what list is in Roger Goodell's pocket.

Cleveland Browns

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    The original Browns cards featured Brian Hoyer, but head coach Mike Pettine held on to them for too long and everything got ruined.

Indianapolis Colts

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    I don't know if this is the true story of the three wise men, but I believe everything Linus from Peanuts says. Now where's my blanket?

Houston Texans

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    It takes two to make a thing go right...

Tennessee Titans

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    Of course, Santa takes the best selfies.

Jacksonville Jaguars

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    It's only a matter of time.

Denver Broncos

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    Let's be honest, how many seasons does he, and they, really have left?

San Diego Chargers

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    Is the bolo tie back or is it just a Philip Rivers thing? Wait, don't answer that.

Kansas City Chiefs

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    Big. Red. The joke really does tell itself.

Oakland Raiders

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    How many Raiders coaches will walk the plank next calendar year?

Dallas Cowboys

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    The guy really does carry everything.

Philadelphia Eagles

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    What's the right font for a coach who talks too fast? Helvetica? It's probably Helvetica.

New York Giants

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    That catch was gold.

Washington Redskins

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    They are the gift that never stops giving.

Green Bay Packers

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    Relax at home. On the road...it's OK to get a little stressed.

Detroit Lions

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    Smile. SMILE.

Minnesota Vikings

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    Did they get this right? Did they get anything right?

Chicago Bears

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    Meh-ry Christmas.

New Orleans Saints

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    Almost everything this season may be Roger Goodell's fault, but surprisingly the Saints' struggles aren't.

Atlanta Falcons

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    Will a trip to the playoffs save Mike Smith's job? Should it?

Carolina Panthers

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    He's just happy to be here. You can't blame him.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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    Every week that passes feels like a Christmas present for Greg Schiano's future job opportunities.

Arizona Cardinals

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    Coolest. Santa. Hat. Ever.

Seattle Seahawks

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    Are we going to get fined for this?

San Francisco 49ers

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    Has this happened yet? It has to happen. It would be a gift for everyone involved.

St. Louis Rams

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    Have a safe, healthy holiday season.