Here is the first commercial, featuring Tebow delivering babies and world peace:
And here is the hilarious second commercial, where Tebow shows off his puppy-saving skills:
Someone tell an NFL general manager this Tebow guy is handy to have around. Actually, don't tell just general managers—tell politicians, rodeo management and NASA as well.
Hell, tell those puppies that everything is going to be just fine, because Tebow is here to handle it.
For those wondering, ABC News reports that the spots are indeed for the Super Bowl, so the big game will not be devoid of Tebow-talk—as if that were possible anyway.
Tebow, while discussing the ads with Good Morning America, explains he is just trying to stay versatile: "A little bit of everything, you know? Just trying to dabble at a little bit here, a little bit there."
It just so happens that when Tebow lets his hair down, the world becomes a far safer place. He's like Superman minus the cape and ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes—so we think, at least.
As for the rest of you, get after it. You just need to drop that pesky phone contract that keeps getting in the way. At least that's the sentiment in two commercials that are sure to get living rooms laughing or groaning on Sunday.
Either way, it will get everyone talking.
Oh, you can also inform the brain trust running Finding Bigfoot that we found him. In the end, it took a former quarterback jacking all trades to find that elusive Sasquatch.
Now, we'll all have to wait and see if they have any room in the new The Avengers movie for this Tebow character.
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