According to the Urban Dictionary, Maddenosis is defined as follows: "a disease in which people become obsessed with the Madden video games."
In my opinion, the word "obsessed" may be a little strong. As a person who suffers from the condition, I prefer to describe it as deeply and passionately committed to success at the EA Sports football game. If you’ve seen my online record, you know I’m not only losing the battle with the condition, but I’m also losing a lot—period.
That’s temporary, as I’m currently on a winning streak, but I’m taking it one day at a time. You know?
Enough about me. You may be wondering whether you too have Maddenosis. Have no fear, I’ve composed a list of 10 symptoms that can determine whether you’re inflicted with this condition.
Take a gander.