Rob Gronkowski will be hosting three hours of fun, frivolity and football lessons for women. If that didn't tempt you enough to plunk down $99, perhaps the promise of Gronk-tinis will.
Deadspin's Dom Cosentino spotted a link over at ProCamps.com boasting the inaugural launch of the Citi Rob Gronkowski Football 101 Women's Clinic thrown by the star Patriots tight end.
Thankfully, Cosentino provides a nice screen grab so we can get all the details.
There are a couple of important things to note. First, the clinic, which sounds more like a groupie mixer, is being held on Nov. 11, which is the Monday after the team's bye week.
Also, the cost is a bargain-basement $99. As we know, fans have paid far more ridiculous prices to party with Gronk.
In this case, Gronkowski is packing as much football knowledge and fun into three hours as you can imagine.
It's like one of those awesome birthday parties you wanted when you were a kid, only this one has alcohol and, you know, only women.
You get drinks, food, games, tutelage and dessert after. Oh, and you get a T-shirt to wear in front of friends who will obviously fume with jealousy that you got to taste a Gronk-tini.
Boston.com's David D'Onofrio has more details of the night's events.
It will start with a cocktail hour before the attendees are grouped into smaller squads for instruction and activities.
At around 8 p.m., dessert will be served and Gronkowski will answer questions and take photos with lucky participants.
Gronkowski finally made it back to the field this past weekend after sitting out the first six games of the season following offseason surgeries on his back and forearm. As he gets back to work on the field, it's only natural that he would crank up the festivities off of it.
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