Doug Martin has a Christmas onesie that pretty much dominates any lame piece of clothing you have in your wardrobe.
Don't go looking, because whatever you have in your drawers or closet is weak sauce with a heaping side of lame compared to what the Buccaneers dynamo is rocking.
Helmet 2 Helmet spotted this wonderful tweet from the Bucs' rookie running back.
The Muscle Hamster is making quite the name for himself in his inaugural campaign, dominating the opposition with his bursts of speed.
He has already run for over 1,200 yards and produced 10 touchdowns for Tampa Bay. Now he is giving an assist to an apparel company.
The important part in all of this is they have onesies, and they look pretty good on this 23-year-old baller with a bright future in the league.
You can try to pull off more Christmas swag than Martin, but you will most assuredly fail.
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