When all else fails, have your fans do it for you.
While we mere mortals have to let our dreams of finding answers pass us by after hours of unsuccessful toil, Foster has a network of fans wearing his jersey eager to help.
Sure enough, Foster received what he was looking for.
Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) November 27, 2012
There was a discrepancy on who was first. I'm not sure so, @mebeingmel pick a game as well. They were the only two to get it.— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) November 27, 2012
Armed with a bevy of tickets and a fanbase most would be jealous of, Foster went on a search for his first tweet of all time.
It only took an hour or so for him to find it.
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