I'm sorry to interrupt your day, but this is a very important slideshow about the NFL and Halloween. In fact, in this slideshow, I compare NFL teams to things associated with this great holiday, including costumes, movie characters, party elements and more. That popping sound you just heard was me blowing your mind just now.
So what things do you like about Halloween the most? I bet you that I mentioned at least one of those things in this slideshow. Do you like bobbing for apples? Good news! I compared an NFL team to bobbing for apples. Which team was it, you ask? Oh, you! First of all, you'll have to see for yourself in the slideshow, and secondly, I honestly don't remember. I did 32 of these and now I'm a little pooped.
That's right, I worked really hard on this, so you'd better enjoy it. And if you hate Halloween, first of all, it's cool, bro. You must be really tired of the onslaught of pointless autumn holidays. I get it, man. So what better way to ignore Halloween than to flip through my totally awesome Halloween slideshow. Just sit right here and enjoy, and I'll get a head start on hanging up your Christmas lights.