The Dallas Cowboys' loss to the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday had one casualty. We regret to inform you this fan lost his mind in the hours following that epic collapse.
Two things came from a Week 2 Dallas Cowboys' blooper reel that saw them drop a game to the Seahawks, 27-7.
For one, those of us who never voted for them as America's team get to skip a little faster and sing a little louder this week.
The second, and most important thing, is this beautiful tirade courtesy of YouTube user The Dallas Cowboys Show.
Be warned, there are some NSFW words peppered deliciously throughout.
The best way to watch this is to pretend you are the personification of the entire Dallas Cowboys organization.
Only then will you feel like a teenager who just angered his father something fierce. You are about to get the talking to of a lifetime, and it's going to be emotional.
Even Ray Lewis would think this guy's impassioned plea was a bit too much.
The best part in all of this is when he singles out Dez Bryant, threatening the lackluster receiver with deportation to the Cleveland Browns, or worse.
That's right, Bryant. If you don't clean up your act, you might be catching passes alongside Terrell Owens and Chad Johnson as they toss around the remote control on Sundays.
Sit back and watch one man whose mind left him hours ago. It's beautiful. It's tragic.
It's Dallas Cowboys' football.
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