It's that most wonderful time of the year for football fans across the land, as the first week of the 2012 National Football League season is underway, with a full day of action set to kick off on Sunday.
As with every week in the National Football League, there are bound to be more than a few surprises, so let's hop through the looking glass, cruise right past the minor shockers and hit on a handful of stunners that no one will see coming.
Except me, of course.
And my therapist.
Never mind. He thinks I'm crazy, too.