Dolphins' Chad Johnson Runs Mouth on Future Porn Career and Being a Rock Hippie

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Dolphins' Chad Johnson Runs Mouth on Future Porn Career and Being a Rock Hippie
Photo Credit: Palm Beach Post

The Miami Dolphins welcome Chad Johnson, and every last aspect of his personality that comes with him. 

The man formerly known as Ochocinco is making his return to life as simply Chad Johnson, but there is nothing simple about him. 

The Palm Beach Post caught up with him, and he dished on everything from meeting Gene Simmons to life after football. 

Hint: It involves adult entertainment. 

First off, HBO's Hard Knocks may be in Dolphins camp, but Johnson isn't at all worried about it. The man who seems to be always on the look out for the camera states otherwise:

"I’m really not paying the cameras any attention. I’m just going. I don’t care to indulge with them, I don’t pay attention, but whatever they catch, they catch."

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Whatever they catch may be a rainbow of colorful language, because the The Palm Beach Post report is peppered with expletives. 

One of the more interesting tidbits from the interview was his chance encounter with legendary KISS member Gene Simmons. 

I was hanging with Gene Simmons during the offseason a little bit, working on some music that him and I were doing. I’m somewhat of a rocker, hippie, smoking weed, sh** like that.

Glad to know, Johnson. However, I would love to pick Simmons' brain. I just need to hear stories behind a couple of my favorite movies: Runaway and the so bad it's good, Never Too Young to Die.

His smoking and rocking habits aren't the most interesting part, though. That would have to be the following.

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"I’m always looking to a second job. Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do."

He is adamant that he isn't joking, but the man is joking. He has to be.

Sure, he was once offered $69,000 to change his name to reflect an adult website, and he is an off-kilter personality who asked his wife to marry him right after he paused his video game.

But I'm not buying it.

Something tells me wife Evelyn Lozada would have some sort of issue with all of this. Either way, it's good to see Johnson is back slanging fodder for the masses. 

Follow me on Twitter for a fairly sizable good time. 

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