Cincinnati Reds Opening Day Prospectus: Two Brothers Debate

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Cincinnati Reds Opening Day Prospectus: Two Brothers Debate

Opening Day is a holiday in my house. A legitimate celebration. Think wild boar on spits, Gandalf shooting fireworks out of his wagon, people throwing plates in the air.

Yes, since I was a crusty-nosed kid with the sweetest haircut on the block, Opening Day has been Christmas in April. That’s why, when it came time to prepare everyone for the best six months in sports, I knew my enthusiasm would only be matched by a few people.

Luckily, my big brother—he of the three young kids/three hours of sleep per-night—was able to be coaxed out of his cocoon, to help me exalt in all the glory that is today.

He’s the guy who taught me that sports equals cool, and that video gamers are nerds. He’s the guy who showed me how to throw a filthy wiffleball curve. And, he’s the guy who now has to wade through two feet of Dora the Explorer paraphernalia  in order to reach his laptop.

Broseph, baseball is here. So put down that diaper bag, chug your apple juice, and let’s get focused.

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