Finally, a Tim Tebow interception we can all get behind.
The latest rumor involving the (soon-to-be ex?) quarterback of the Denver Broncos involves an odd little triangle between Glee star Dianna Agron, actor Sebastian Stan and the former Florida Gator himself.
Here's your little slice of rumor from Page Six of the New York Post:
Blond beauty Agron, 25, has dated Stan, 28, on and off for about a year, but Denver Broncos star Tebow has told Agron that he’s smitten with her.
A source told us, “Tim has made no secret that he likes Dianna, and told her so, but she has remained faithful to Sebastian.”
That's what we call a love blitz, folks. Actually, nobody calls it that, but they should.
A "source" told the Post that Argon and Stan have recently broken up again, which makes Tebow more of an opportunist and less of a home-wrecker, if every level of this rumor holds true. That's important—Tebow can't afford to let any morally questionable decisions chip away at his squeaky-clean image.
And can you blame him? Agron is gorgeous. She would certainly take his mind off his likely departure from the Broncos, which may result in him taking a career demotion and sitting on another team's bench as a backup quarterback.
Methinks Tebow could use some good news right about now—or maybe Agron humming some hymns in his ear and telling him everything will be okay.
I want this to happen if for no other reason than to give them a ridiculous couple pet-name like "Gleebow."
So go get the girl, Tim Terrific, if in fact any of this is true. Which it probably isn't.
Hey, I wouldn't mind if I was being linked to Agron in rumors, and I'm sure Tebow isn't losing any sleep over it, either.
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