Leap Year To Do: Suggested Activities for Sports Figures
Once every four years we are blessed with an extra day. It's a great day for those whose birthdays fall on this forgotten day, but for those not having such a great year, they could do without it.
Let's take a look at what some people in the spotlight should be doing on their extra day.
Roger Clemens
Call Christopher Lloyd, get the car from Back to the Future, and just say you did it.
Shaq
Get in the gym.
Tiger Woods
Skip the Honda classic, go home to your smoking hot wife, and count trophies and money.
Lay low, everything is going great and almost everyone has forgotten about that girl in Colorado.
Miami Heat
This day only happens once every four years, kind of like your wins, try to make it happen.
Darren McFadden
Keep running, fast, and call every good team in the league and convince them to trade up for you.
Miguel Cabrera
Mix in a salad.
Brett Favre
Take a Prilosec OTC and think about retiring with your dignity.
Pacman Jones
Avoid guns, strippers, strippers with guns, and inviting Roger Godell for reinstatement negotiations during the all you can eat buffet at platinum showgirls.
Ian Poulter
Call the only person in the world that likes you right now, Rory Sabbatini.
If I have left anyone out, please feel free to give some advice to some of our sports heroes on what to do with their extra day this year.
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