If you're a soccer fan in America, you know the feeling of swimming against the tide every time you watch a match.
People aren't just uninterested in soccer. They hate it. Sure, they've never seen a match, but they're pretty sure it's crap and nothing you can do or say will ever change that.
They live in a bubble, reciting what they're supposed to say to fit in with everybody else confined to the borders of America. And they have plenty of reasons as to why soccer isn't worth a second of their time, and why it's the rest of the world that's crazy for thinking such an awful sport is even remotely entertaining.
We've heard them all, and here are the best of them: the very worst, most mind-numbingly stupid reasons why the world's most popular sport is actually totally horrible (as only Americans have apparently come to realize).