For this week's column we asked Stan to pick out the most underwhelming player at each Premier League club this season.
Some you will see coming; others may raise some eyebrows.
As a man who's seen every club live this season—and a number of times at that—Stan is more qualified than most to pass judgement.
We'll take things alphabetically. There is one is certain to spark some debate, so be sure to leave your comments below.