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Queens Park Rangers have very generous resources with the world’s 21st richest man Lakshmi Mittal owning a 34 percent stake.
If relegation is going to happen, why bother spending it on trying to prolong the inevitable drop when the money can be spent on other, more hilarious, areas?
Step forward, Kanye West.
West is a man who is ridiculous enough to spend money on getting diamond teeth–imagine what he’d do to a Premiership football club. Strippers dressed like airline pilots serving Cristal champagne to all the fans at halftime, a helicopter landing pad on the roof of the South Africa Road stand made entirely from platinum and swagger, anything is possible.
Also Loftus Road is just down the road from Westfield London—one of Europe’s largest shopping centers, meaning girlfriend Kim Kardashian, has somewhere to shop if she gets bored on match days. And West has somewhere to shop if he gets bored on match days, too.
Plus, who wouldn’t buy Harry Redknapp’s debut rap album, Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems With HM Revenue And Customs?