As Mark Twain once said, "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." In this case, these footballers were indeed influential, but not in the right ways. Perhaps they should have stayed naked.
Here are 50 cases of sartorially challenged footballers from across the world and the history of the game, including poor fashion choices, freaky hairstyles, tasteless tattoos, terrible kits and more for the worst fashion statements in football, in no real particular order.
If you have others you'd like to share that didn't make the list or just want to discuss the sartorial shockers pictured here, please have at it in the comments.