Footballers have always been surrounded by beautiful women. As if playing the game we love for millions of pounds per year, driving top-notch automobiles and living in mock-Georgian monstrosities isn't enough, they also attract some of the most gorgeous women around.
Like most things in life, this phenomenon is nothing new.
George Best is known as the original footballer playboy, but, no doubt, the Preston North End "Invincibles" had Lancashire mill-workers and maids trying to sneak into the Deepdale changing rooms.
Here, we run a light-hearted list of footballers you wouldn't trust with your girlfriend. We've left the horror shows involving criminals and the like out, as this is meant to be a bit of fun.
Let the list entertain, amuse and outrage you. But, whatever you do, keep your sweeter halves away from this bunch!