Real Madrid must be wondering what the world is coming to.
What type of planet do we live on, where 96 points isn't enough to win your league and arguably the most successful football club in history hasn't won even a third of the treble in three years?
Damn those Catalans!
Real Madrid management grows nervous and weary as the supporters at Bernabeu grow more and more impatient by the day.
Countless changes, hundreds upon hundreds of millions of Euros spent, and nothing to show for it.
The best boss in the world, Jose Mourinho has been brought into Madrid to right the ship and restore glory to the winning depraved Blancos.
Expectations, stakes and hype could not be higher.
Here are the 11 men that Mourinho will lead into battle.