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Seriously, who else was it going to be? Cristiano Ronaldo can only be on one team.
Real Madrid have a plethora of striking options that include Gonzalo Higuain, Karim Benzema and Alvaro Morata, but Los Blancos rely on their world-class left forward to do the damage.
Verdict: Clinical where it matters
Ronaldo takes a lot of shots from outside the area, accumulating an average of seven shots per goal. But that's exceptional considering his haul is 29 so far, and the statistics also give us a good understanding of the Benzema vs. Higuain battle.
The two strikers have both taken 47 shots at the time of writing. Pipita has scored 12; Benzema eight.
Oezil, despite being reluctant to shoot almost every weekend, averages a goal every 4.1 shots.