Watch this video at your own risk, because your face will most likely melt off from the onslaught of sheer awesome.
I think some of these deserve at least a yellow card.
Consider this an amalgamation of football glory as seen through the eyes of Michael Bay. There are explosions, dinosaurs, Dragonball Z knockouts and Arsene Wenger skipping around on a toy horse.
There is also Wayne Rooney catching on fire after hitting home a goal. In fact, I am really struggling to find the best part of this ridiculous video.
It's a feast for the eyes and I want more. I would love to see Mario Balotelli being eaten by Velociraptors or Carlos Tevez being blown to smithereens.
The possibilities are endless.
With this much computer-generated effects, you could actually craft a scenario wherein Fernando Torres finds the net.
Imagine how remarkable that would be.
I am spent and my eyeballs need rest now. After watching this brief moment of ridiculous and entirely awesome glory, I need a nap.
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