Soccer Video: Wayne Rooney and More Stars Feature in Epic Hollywood Highlight

Gabe Zaldivar@gabezalPop Culture Lead WriterMay 29, 2012

Watch this video at your own risk, because your face will most likely melt off from the onslaught of sheer awesome. 

We found this beauty of a video from NBC Sports' Rick Chandler, who saw it over at Bob's Blitz. It's a special effects-laden highlight reel of soccer stars, post-goal glory. 

I think some of these deserve at least a yellow card. 

Consider this an amalgamation of football glory as seen through the eyes of Michael Bay. There are explosions, dinosaurs, Dragonball Z knockouts and Arsene Wenger skipping around on a toy horse. 

There is also Wayne Rooney catching on fire after hitting home a goal. In fact, I am really struggling to find the best part of this ridiculous video. 

It's a feast for the eyes and I want more. I would love to see Mario Balotelli being eaten by Velociraptors or Carlos Tevez being blown to smithereens. 

The possibilities are endless. 

With this much computer-generated effects, you could actually craft a scenario wherein Fernando Torres finds the net. 

Imagine how remarkable that would be. 

I am spent and my eyeballs need rest now. After watching this brief moment of ridiculous and entirely awesome glory, I need a nap. 

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