Soccer Video: Wayne Rooney and More Stars Feature in Epic Hollywood Highlight

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Watch this video at your own risk, because your face will most likely melt off from the onslaught of sheer awesome. 

We found this beauty of a video from NBC Sports' Rick Chandler, who saw it over at Bob's Blitz. It's a special effects-laden highlight reel of soccer stars, post-goal glory. 

I think some of these deserve at least a yellow card. 

Consider this an amalgamation of football glory as seen through the eyes of Michael Bay. There are explosions, dinosaurs, Dragonball Z knockouts and Arsene Wenger skipping around on a toy horse. 

There is also Wayne Rooney catching on fire after hitting home a goal. In fact, I am really struggling to find the best part of this ridiculous video. 

It's a feast for the eyes and I want more. I would love to see Mario Balotelli being eaten by Velociraptors or Carlos Tevez being blown to smithereens. 

The possibilities are endless. 

With this much computer-generated effects, you could actually craft a scenario wherein Fernando Torres finds the net. 

Imagine how remarkable that would be. 

I am spent and my eyeballs need rest now. After watching this brief moment of ridiculous and entirely awesome glory, I need a nap. 

 

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