New Roma man Ashley Cole was pictured rather oddly with his new squad. The picture makes Cole look like a complete outcast.
Of course, no one knows the actual context of the picture, just that it's hilariously awkward.
In the hours afterward, "Lurking Ashley" was born, with Cole "lurking" into well-known situations.
He found his way toward the famous Oscar selfie.
And admired Robin van Persie's now-famous World Cup goal.
The adventures of Ashley Cole... pic.twitter.com/hGBhL1r2WU— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 29, 2014
He's an outcast in Roma's XI, too.
Romas new formation to accommodate ashley cole pic.twitter.com/9zQRGuogP7— Callum (@callumAFC90) July 30, 2014
Cole hit the fairway with Tiger Woods.
And checked out Muhammad Ali.
Even Luis Suarez's bite was fair play.
He hung out with some dolphins.
Lastly, he was caught longing to hang out with his former club, Arsenal.
It appears as though Cole himself is rather enjoying the Internet's hard work.
Too funny!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/YYmvcAS9Ql— Goonerette Walton (@CEYD4) July 30, 2014