NFL Week 13: 5 Ugly Games To Avoid Watching

There are always ugly games that need to be avoided, and this week is no exception.

Each game has a desperation level to it—just how bad life has to be in order to make you want to watch the game. That's of course unless you're someone whose team is playing in an ugly game this week—then you're just in for a long weekend.

I'm not saying the team is ugly, I'm just saying that the game they're in this week will be nothing to remember and nothing to write home about.

Having said that, let's roll.

Indianapolis at New England

Why it'll be ugly

The Colts have lost their chances to win one this year, with recent losses against the Jaguars and Panthers condemning them to a 0-16 season. Indy's offense will offer no threat—even against the poor defense of the New England Patriots who, on the other hand, are firing and have no real divisional threat just yet.

Against poor teams, the Patriots have a tendency to play very ugly football (e.g. Kansas City) and won't be troubled at all in this one.

Desperation level

You've got no food left in the fridge, freezer, pantry, Mum's pantry, Mum's fridge, neighbor's fridge or local supermarket, so you're watching this one.

Kansas City at Chicago

Why it'll be ugly

This is the 4-7 Chiefs against the Bears without Jay Cutler. Both sides are averaging 121 yards rushing per game, so expect Jackie Battle and Matt Forte to get plenty of touches here.

Perhaps the only thing going for this one is the fact that Chicago has a playoff dream to keep alive, but against the lethargic Chiefs offense, this one will be another battle of defense.

Desperation level

You've got some serious money on the under in this one. I can't think of anything else that would make you want to watch this one.

Carolina at Tampa Bay

Why it'll be ugly

Whilst Cam Newton has been a revelation this year, the same cannot be said for the Panthers, who sit at 3-8 with nothing left to gain this season. Newton already has rookie of the year in my book, and against a 4-7 Tampa Bay side, there's not much on offer again.

The light in this one will come from the fact that the ball will be moved around well aerially, with strong passing attacks and weak passing defenses. Other than that, there's not a whole lot else to be seen here.

Desperation level

You have left your wallet, keys, iPhone, car and all valuables at your mate's house, who's not really a mate and who's a Tampa Bay fan. Because he found your stuff, you feel obliged to stay and watch the game with him.

Dallas at Arizona

Why it'll be ugly

Look at the photo. If you didn't think that would be ugly, how about the Dallas Cowboys against the 4-7 Cardinals? Whilst Dallas have playoff implications on the line, I can't see them losing this one, and I can't see them being pushed whatsoever by a team that has the 22nd and 19th-ranked pass and rush offense and the 25th and 20th-ranked pass and rush defense.

Fair call?

Desperation factor

You're a Dallas fan. They're the only ones who are going to watch this one.

San Diego at Jacksonville

Why it'll be ugly

San Diego are playing. Watching Philip Rivers play is frustrating to say the least. So much talent, and yet, he keeps finding the other team on the end of his throws. The only playoff hopes they have is through some serious meltdowns by Oakland and Denver.

Whilst the Chargers will be pissed off after last week's "Tebowing," and Jacksonville will be due to their musical coaches game, I can't see the Chargers offense walking over the Jags defense. I can't even see it making a scratch.

Desperation factor

You're looking to watch some reruns of JAG, and instead, flick it on to this game. You are then immediately paralyzed due to a mystery illness, which makes you unable to change the channel, shut your eyes or shoot yourself. Which if you're a Chargers fan, you may feel like doing after this one's done.