5 Future Jobs That Would Be Perfect for UFC's Nick Diaz

Nick Diaz showed the world his true colors once again when he failed to show for his UFC 137 press conference in Las Vegas.

It wasn't the first time Diaz blew off a promotion for his up and coming fight against Georges St-Pierre. He also didn't bother to show up at an event in Toronto, Canada earlier this week.

This shouldn't surprise anyone and it also shouldn't come as a surprise if Diaz is soon jobless.

UFC fans know better than anyone you don't pull this type of act, especially not on Dana White.

While Diaz will come up with some type of "valid" excuse to cover for his actions, it won't help his case and it won't prevent him from losing his career in the UFC.

The following slides are 10 potential jobs that would be a perfect fit for Nick Diaz.

Let's take a look...

Honorable Mention: Garbage Man

How could Diaz go wrong with fulfilling a career in picking up garbage?

If anyone knows anything about garbage, it's Diaz. His talks garbage, his actions are garbage and the way he treats others is complete garbage.

Hop on the back of the truck Nick...

5. Telemarketer

If you don't think Diaz would make a great telemarketer, you may be crazy.

All Diaz would have to do is sit around all day and make phone calls. He could virtually say whatever he wants, which is no different than usual.

He doesn't have to show up for anything and he could hang up whenever he pleased.

Even if he would happen to sell something, the chances of it actually arriving at your door step are are slim to none.

4. Pharmacist

There is no possible way Nick Diaz could make a good pharmacist, right? Wrong.

In fact, Diaz would make a great pharmacist. He has experience in the drug field and knows more about it than most do. He's failed a drug test, been seen smoking marijuana, etc.

He has even said he would use drugs and still find a way to pass the test.

Really Nick?

3. Dog Watcher

Before you say to yourself, "A dog watcher?" hear me out.

If Diaz could land a job watching dogs all day, it would be a perfect fit. Much like the Georges St-Pierre fight, he's all bark and no bite.

Diaz could sit back and bark his mouth all day long and not have to back it up.

While many owners probably wouldn't trust Diaz with their pets, it's certainly a possibility.

2. Politician

Another one that your probably saying, "What? Nick Diaz? A politician?"

Yep.

If you could get him to dress up he'd make a fine politician. This job requires throwing out lofty promises but not following through with them.

He has consistently demonstrated similar skills throughout his career in the UFC.

Vote Diaz in 2012.

1. Plumber

To top off the list of future jobs, Diaz would make a great plumber.

Plain and simple, he's full of crap.

Even after he was dismissed from the main event, he was still running his mouth. He posted a video that was labeled, "Looks like someone don't want me to win."

Keep telling yourself that Nick. You're full of crap!