Chicago White Sox: 10 Players Cast as Countries

The saying goes that no man is an island.  However, some men may be island countries.

Some people demonstrate characteristics of a country--not necessarily his or her own.

This fun little piece places some Chicago White Sox players with countries that they symbolize.

For those who don't like to have politics mixed with their sports, I do my best here to minimize the interaction.

Omar Vizquel: Ireland

Everyone enjoys Ireland. 

Further, everyone who is Irish is proud to no end that he or she is Irish, while everyone else is clamoring for some claim to Irish heritage, even by the simple act of drinking beer.

Similarly, everyone who is or has been a teammate of Omar Vizquel enjoys it. 

Alexei Ramirez has learned a great deal from Vizquel, and has improved significantly in the field from the tutelage he received from Vizquel.

As everyone wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day, who wouldn't want a 13-time Gold Glove winner on their team?

Brett Lillibridge: Tibet

Tibet longs for China to release it from its grip.

Brett Lillibridge longs for Ozzie Guillen to loosen his grip on him so that he can flourish in the starting lineup. 

Ozzie Guillen has kept Lillibridge on the bench for the most part of his major league career, stifling his potential. 

Like Tibet, many watch Brett Lillibridge, pondering how much better it would be if he were set free.

Would it be possible to make "Free Lillibridge" shirts and hand them out at colleges?

Adam Dunn: Egypt

Like Egypt, Adam Dunn was once strong and remarkable, the epitome of power.

Now, both are mired in trouble that no one wants to imagine.

People are still taking up space in Tahrir Square in Cairo for reasons unknown.  Meanwhile, Dunn has collected some hits in the last couple weeks, but has hardly produced anything.

Some Egyptians gaze at the halcyon days and wonder why it can't be like it was thousands of years ago. While White Sox fans may look at the numerous home runs from Dunn's previous years and wonder why it can't be like it was in his prior years.

Egypt inherited a dreamer in Joseph, and Dunn inherits some hopeful fans who dream that he could have a better 2012.

Paul Konerko: Russia

RUSSIA!!!

PAUL KONERKO!!!

Doesn't it give a person thrills to roar both names?

Anyway, both Russia and Konerko are big, strong, and powerful.  They're not the strongest around, but they can still deliver a blow.

Mark Buehrle: Turkey

Mark Buehrle is a pretty good pitcher who can amaze when he has his best stuff.

Turkey is a pretty good country that can show its sparkle when it feels interested.

Buehrle struggles year to year deciding whether he's above average, solid, or mediocre.

Turkey struggles year to year deciding whether it wants to be European or Middle Eastern.

Buehrle has had fun in his day with the slip-and-slide.

Turkey had its fun back when it was the flagship of the Ottoman Empire.

A.J. Pierzynski: Libya

Like Libya, A.J. Pierzynski has had times when he wants to start something.

Like Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, Pierzynski is off the wall.

On the world scene, no one ever liked Gaddafi.  Outside of Chicago, no one likes Pierzynski.

Gordon Beckham: Philippines

When the Philippines became independent of the United States, all eyes were on the large island nation, believing that it would become something special.  Nothing happened.

When Gordon Beckham arrived in Chicago, he seemed to be on the path to stardom.  Now, he seems to be headed nowhere.

Alex Rios: Somalia

While no one wants to go into detail about how miserably bad Somalia is, no one wants to go into detail about how miserably bad Alex Rios has become.

While Somalia can always point out that rapper K'naan was born there, Rios can always point out that he had good years with the Toronto Blue Jays.

Alejandro De Aza: Tonga

Both Tonga and Alejandro De Aza are cool.

Both Tonga and De Aza have some pop.  Also, both are always ready for action.

Juan Pierre: Andorra

As Andorra is a fly speck on the map, Juan Pierre is a fly speck of an outfielder.

While neither is terribly significant, both have their perks.  Andorra is nicely situated between France and Spain and has no sales tax. 

Pierre periodically provides crucial offense, and is pretty fast, even at age 34.