WWE: 10 Potential Wrestler Nicknames for Snooki

Since WrestleMania 27 the social media sites have been ablaze about whether or not Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is going o be a permanent fixture in the WWE.

For all of our sakes, I hope not, but if she were to be a WWE Diva what nickname would she have?

Would it be infamous and live forever?  Or would it be the worst P.O.S. we have ever heard in our life?

I have rigorously compiled countless amounts of data about "Snooki" and have come up with the ten best nicknames for her.

I also came up with many more not so good nicknames like: "Pudgy Puggy Piper", "Never Cold"(Get it she's not Stone Cold, but she never sleeps alone), "The Vet Guidette", "Jawanna Mann"(I hope someone gets this one), "NotCool"(playing off of LayCool), "The NEW Boogeyman", "Hornswoggle's Cousin", "The Other Show Stopper"(because she stops the show in a bad way), "The Jersey Tool"(instead of the Brahma Bull), Marlboro's Finest", "Don't Mess With Me Bitch", and "The Orange One".

Can you believe I came up with better nicknames than those?

Well with no further adieu, let's embark on "WWE: 10 Potential Nickname Ideas for Snooki as a Pro Wrestler"

No. 10: "The Poof"

Not only is it a hair style that made this past years Halloween the most successful ever, it could also be her new nickname.

Nicole or Nicky "The Poof" Polizzi...

It could catch on, but there is a reason it is only number ten on this list.

No. 9: "The Shore Whore"

Now before we get all up in arms at me or say that this is a degrading nickname, countless members of the Jersey Shore would proudly proclaim themselves to be a person who sleeps with multiple strangers for fun.

And since their activities happen at the shore, what better a nickname to have.  Plus she'd strike fear into her opponents with whatever various STD she might have this week.

No. 8: "The Quicky"

Nicky "The Quicky" Polizzi just has a ring to it, doesn't it?

If you have ever watched an episode of The Jersey Shore, you would know that in a mere matter of seconds she can be all over a fellow cast-mate, or a random stranger hooking up.

And look on the bright side, every single member of the WWE roster could be having some Afternoon Delight to pass the time of the rigorous schedule.

No. 7: "GTL"

Ok, I'll stop with the sex jokes now.

What a better name to describe a jersey Shore cast member than GTL?  Everyone knows that a Guidette's or Guido's motto in life is, Gym, Tan, Laundry.

She could come out fist pumping with the announcer calling out Snooki "GTL" Polizzi!

Yeah, but this is why we have six more nicknames.

#6: "The Bitch"

Snooki "The Bitch" or "The Bitch" Nicky Polizzi or Nicky "The Bitch" Polizzi.

Now this is a name that could stick, maybe not in a WWE "PG" era, but it could definitely stick.

This is a fame making name.  We have seen she has some moves, but if she could really delve into that dark side, she could be a force to be reckoned with.

And with LayCool having to go through some couple's therapy, it looks like there is a spot open for the biggest bitch of them all.

No. 5: "The Fabulous Snoola"

Ok, of course this is a fun one, but why not emmulate the greatest Diva of all time, by adding your own flare to the name.

Snooki as "The Fabulous Snoola" could recreate a whole generation of the Diva's division.  It might be for the good or it might be for the worst, but "The Fabulous Snoola" will be a snooze fest either way.

No. 4: "Iron Jaw"

Nicky "Iron Jaw" Polizzi or "Iron Jaw" Snooki could be a good name for this young lady.

If you watched the infamous episode where she took a hulking man's fist right to her jaw and stayed standing you'd understand the significance of this name.

It could be a great way to brand her if she was to be a member of the WWE roster.

No. 3: "The Not-so-Full-Blooded-Italian"

Who doesn't remember the group the Full Blooded Italians that dates all the way back to ECW?

We Snooki could be the greatest non-member of this group.  She was raised by Italian parents, but she is Chilean-American folks.

She sure would fit in well with Nunzio though, or maybe Santino could be the leader of this faction...then again, maybe not.

No. 2: "Long Island Iced Queen"

With this nickname we can pair her with Long Island Iced Z! Zack Ryder, making them THE must see duo in the WWE.

Not only can the "Long Island Iced Queen" use some of the gimmicks we played around with before, she could also be a better version of "Cookie" from TNA, oh wait...she is.

Anyways the "Long Island Iced Queen" could rule the WWE locker room on the arm of a newly invigorated Zack Ryder.

No. 1: "The Seaside Sensation"

To play off of the original series of The Jersey Shore, set in Seaside Heights, the WWE could make Snooki into "The Seaside Sensation".

This branding of Snooki could really play well into her character and give her some legitimacy like the names of fellow Divas that have come before her who rose to greatness.

Love it or hate it, you have to admit that Snooki could have some pretty decent names in the WWE and could definitely bring in some new revenue.

So as Zack Ryder would say Like me on Facebook, Follow me on twitter (IAMCalamity), and buy the T-shirt (Zryder's of course).  Take Care, Spike Your hair.  Woo Woo Woo You Know It Bro!