Neymar's Agent Slams 'Old Jerk' Scolari After Brazilian Disappointment

Neymar wasn't even able to participate in Brazil's embarrassing 7-1 defeat to Germany through injury, but it didn't stop his agent, Wagner Ribeiro, from blasting boss Luiz Felipe Scolari in the aftermath. 

In a tweet, translated by Eurosport, Ribeiro slammed Scolari, who won't quit his post, with six "requirements" for being Brazil's coach.

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One - being Portugal coach and winning nothing. 

Two - going to Chelsea and being sacked the following day. 

Three - going to coach in Uzbekistan. 

Four - returning to Brazil, taking over a big team [Palmeiras] and getting them relegated to the second division. 

Five - leaving the club 56 days before the end of the Brasileirao [season] to 'escape' the relegation. 

Six - being an old jerk, arrogant, repulsive, conceited and ridiculous. 

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Fighting words from Ribeiro, indeed. The original tweet, which still exists (in Portuguese): 

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6 quesitos para ser técnico da Seleção Brasileira . pic.twitter.com/LRdJSgdIbC

— Wagner Ribeiro (@wagneribeiro_) July 9, 2014"

[Twitter, h/t Eurosport]