Lakers Championship Tells Many Stories
So the Lakers captured their 15th title last night, in an anticlimactic 99-86 victory. Perhaps more exciting than the five game series was the litany of personalities who took part in the illustrious post-game celebration. It told a tale, a tale that 48 minutes of on-court action could not. For example, did you know that โฆ โฆ โฆ
Greg Anthony enamored with Kobe Bryantโs pit stains
Adam Morrisonโs mustache cries tears of joy
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with him? He looks like heโs going down on a roller coaster flight and heโs ready to toss his cookies. That or someone is shoving a free prostate exam on him. Is that Simon Cowell in the quasi-Hawaiian shirt behind him? ###MORE###
Token Chinese guy enjoys liquid tradition known as โShampainโ
David Stern admonishes Kobe Bryant for lax post-game attire
Of course, upon closer inspection, this photograph suggests that Sasha Vujacic likes to pick his nose. Do you think Stu Scott can even see the people in front of him.
Roger Murdock from Airplane finds way on to court
What I want to know is, how the hell did Ted Striker not receive court access? Blatant disrespect. The fan in the upper right corner in the Orlando shirt seems disappointed about it, too.
Token Chinese guy able to keep that Shampain down. Barely.
Shirtless Hispanic man demonstrates global fan diversity
Agitated Phil Jackson just wants to hit his bong in the locker room
Ric Bucher gets kicked square in the balls by overzealous kid
Deep ganja-inhalation gives Phil Jackson reason to celebrate 10 championships
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