Allen Iverson: Rochester Is 'The Answer' in 2012

Allen Iverson

Allen Iverson, ain't nobody talking about practice, man. We talking about the franchise player, the MVP, getting one last shot in the wonderful world of professional sports.

Alright, now that I got Iverson's language out of my system, let's analyze his potential future in Rochester.

I'm not crazy, am I? After all, "The Answer" just wants to play. Well, he needs to get paid. The Rochester Lancers of the Major Indoor Soccer League have offered Iverson a contract that he should not refuse.

Let's be honest, the 36-year-old has known basketball all of his life. He has had enormous success in the world's best basketball league, the NBA. In his career, he has been named NBA rookie of the year, NBA MVP, has been selected to 11 All-Star games and won two MVPs in those All-Star games. He helped the USA win the bronze medal in the 2004 Olympics.

So why is he best suited for soccer at this stage of his life?

Iverson last played professional basketball in Turkey during the 2010-2011 season. Now, he just wants to play in his native country. The problem is that not many teams are willing to take a chance on him.

He had played for the Philadelphia 76ers from 1996-2006, but from 2006-2009, he has bounced around to Denver, Detroit and Memphis. He eventually reunited with his first club but wasn't the same player that walked into Philly in 1996.

The Rochester Lancers are smart enough to know that Allen Iverson will not star at soccer. He probably can't even kick the ball straight. So why bother offering him a contract? It was actually a brilliant move by the Lancers' management, and if Iverson is lured to Rochester, he can have quite an impact on the city.

Pretend that Iverson accepts the Lancers' offer to play soccer. What are the perks?

He will receive $20,000 per game, $5,000 per goal, win bonuses and merchandise bonuses. If Iverson wants to bring friends and family to the games, the Lancers have it covered. Even though there are only two games left, that's $40,000 right there, even if he doesn't play.

Since he is very athletic, he might see some time as a forward, mostly to excite the fans. Assuming that the Lancers clinch a playoff berth that's within reach, his salary suddenly goes to $60,000. Even if you are not hurting for money, what's an easier way to get $60,000?

The Lancers already have a fan favorite among the area's soccer supporters, Doug Miller. Iverson would be a fan favorite of the entire city, and if he dresses, is it unreasonable to believe that the Blue Cross Arena, home of the Lancers, would be sold out?

Even if he doesn't play, think of the hundreds or thousands of people experiencing the fast-paced, high-scoring game of indoor soccer. A few new fans are sure to be created. Bravo, Lancers ownership—what a way to attract fans.

Realistically, Iverson won't sign a contract to be a player. He lacks the skill. If he is willing to be an honorary captain or special guest, the people of Rochester would absolutely love it. It would be as if they have adopted him into their city.

Tell me, who is the biggest professional athlete that currently plays for a Rochester team? If Iverson were to sign, the whole world would know.

The Rochester Lancers can benefit from Iverson and Iverson can benefit from the Lancers. He needs some money, and he will get paid. He wants to play a professional sport, so he gets his chance. This would be a beneficial partnership for both parties.

Before overlooking this offer, Allen Iverson should consider the big picture. He can impact a city and get them fired up for their team. He can receive the easiest paycheck of his life. While something tells me it probably won't happen, imagine Iverson scoring a goal and returning to the highlight reels of ESPN.