5 Hilarious Ideas for Buffalo Bills WR Stevie Johnson's Next Touchdown Dance

When Stevie Johnson scored a touchdown in Week 12 against the New York Jets, he did a touchdown celebration which was not well-received by many league officials or critics.

Johnson's touchdown dance mocked Jets wide receiver Plaxico Burress' gun incident (which landed him two years in jail), forcing Johnson to pay a $10,000 fine.

However, regardless of potentially poor judgement used by Johnson on his touchdown dance selection, it was still found quite hilarious by many.

With four games left in the regular season, Johnson is certain to score a few more touchdowns, so here are five knew ideas for him to keep things fresh.

Do the Jesus Dance

Everyone remembers last season when Stevie Johnson allegedly blamed The Man Upstairs after he dropped an easy touchdown pass, which would have been the game-winner against the Steelers in overtime.

Following the game, Johnson took to Twitter to say this:

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."

Johnson, who has a strong love for the Lord, later said he was simply crying out, not blaming him.  We believe you Stevie, and for that we have this kid who also loves the Lord. 

Not only does he love Jesus, but has some pretty stellar dance skills as well. If you scan to about the :54 mark of the video, you'll find some great moves that Johnson should learn for his next touchdown celebration.

The Rolando McClain

Unfortunately, the Bills do not have a game against the Raiders left on the schedule, because this would be the perfect opportunity for Stevie Johnson to bust out the Rolando McClain.

Can't you just see it now? Johnson runs a route up the middle, past the middle linebacker, gets behind the defense, scores a touchdown and proceeds to put a gun to a teammates head, throw his hands behind his back and flash a big smile to the crowd.

That would probably go over pretty well with league officials and Johnson's critics, almost as well as Rolando McClain playing in the game would go over with fans. 

The Safe Route

After that $10,000 fine following the Plaxico Burress dance, Stevie Johnson may be looking to avoid any future fines.

For that we have the Aldon Smith celebration, or lack there of.  In an effort to avoid a fine here is the safest, and most direct route.

Pay Homage to Igor Olshansky

The Bills have an upcoming matchup with the Miami Dolphins in Week 15.  As it just so happens, a former Dolphin had his fair share of legal troubles this week, which Johnson could certainly poke fun at.

Last week, the Dolphins released defensive tackle Igor Olshansky for what was believed to be a lack of production, but there may have been deeper issues.  Olshansky's lack of production on the field may be credited to his extra curricular activities off the field.

Just a few days after being released by the Dolphins, Olshansky was arrested and charged with marijuana possession during a Miami area drug sting.  Olshansky was allegedly spotted by an officer sitting at his kitchen table rolling a joint.  Olshansky had 20 grams in his possession at the time of the arrest.

Perhaps Johnson could pay homage to Olshansky, as well as former Dolphins running back Ricky Williams, by scoring a touchdown, taking a seat at his table, rolling a joint and lighting it up.

Surely, this will not draw a fine from the league.

Rex Kwon Do

The Bills' final game of the season is against the New England Patriots and what would be a more appropriate touchdown celebration against the Patriots than something patriotic?  

Furthermore, what's more Patriotic than Rex from Napoleon Dynamite's American flag GI pants and bandana?

For that we have some Rex Kwon Do for Stevie Johnson.  Who wouldn't enjoy a bow to his sensei and some awesome Rex Kwon Do moves from Johnson following a big touchdown grab?