UFC TUF Season Eight: A New Low in Tastelessness

Who would have guessed that the TUF series would fall so low as to show "the boys" pissing in food they knew would be consumed by their housemates?

I have always thought crab cakes tasted suspiciously like sperm (and don't you dare ask how a 62 year old woman my age would know that!), but have never had a desire to taste sushi, and due to this latest episode, likely never will.

Sperm and seafood may be made for each other, but I can assure you, I will never be able to comment on this from personal experience.

It is interesting that the nurse on the show who "is afraid of nothing" would vomit urine-soaked fruit and later partake of the Philippine delicacy Bhalot, without mentioning that in the very old days of medicine, urine was tasted to detect sugar and other abnormalities in its content. If I can remember that fact with my MS riddled brain, I would think Phillipe would, too.

Wow! Thank heaven for better lab technology today!

However, it has been advised that if a person is stranded in the desert without water, it is medically advisable to drink his own urine to prevent dehydration. Although I do plan to visit my brother in Mesa, AZ, I will try to avoid being stranded in the desert while there, so I will not have to try this life saving advice either. Not appealing in the least, as far as I am concerned.

To return to the TUF culinary adventures, we now have a sperm consumer who swears he will contribute fecal material to his housemates in the near future.

Good Lord, will it never end?

I think he mentioned his "contribution" being all over their bodies, inferring an external rather than internal type of insult to his victims. Is it possible to disguise fecal material as shampoo or soap? Hopefully it can't be hidden in toothpaste. Yuck!

How can 20-somethings be so terribly tasteless and disgusting? Don't they know that impressionable young teenagers watch the show whether they are the market targets or not? What sort of example is this to set for the youth of America?

As hard as it is to believe, the Junie tantrums from earlier in the series were preferable to the recent down-turn of events.

After my emergency admission to the hospital to be put on massive amounts of antibiotics for an infection that began in my eyebrow, of all things, I can only imagine what could develop from the culinary pollutions displayed on the TUF show.

If only those same "jokesters" could have shared my experience, I doubt that they would be so free with adding "bacteria friendly" carriers to their peers' foods.

Now everyone who watches UFC TUF Season Eight will know that there is something more tasteless than hospital food! UFC TUF Season Eight!