Big 12 Genie: Week Eight

Again, the Genie is out of the bottle. Where's that damn Magic 8-Ball?

Texas Tech 60, Texas A&M 9

I know Texans love their executions, but this one could be pretty gruesome. CSI should probably be called in for this homicide. ATM hates playing offense, and TTech loves to throw the skin around like a mortician. Graham Harrell won't become a Mizzourah MySpace friend, but he will absolutely destroy ATM.

Nebraska 28, Iowa State 17

I'd rather watch two midgets play Wii boxing than this game. Husker fans, enjoy your win this weekend because they are coming at a worse rate than Sleezy losing his hair. Time to hit Husker Hounds and celebrate like it's 1995!

Oklahoma State 35, Baylor 10

Mike Gundy and Okie State are for real. We knew this before last week's debacle. Robert Griffin is the most athletic quarterback in the Big 12 conference. Something's gotta give. If an upset out of these five games is going to happen, it's in this one. Baylor loses, but dammit, it is a fun team to watch suck.

Oklahoma 48, Kansas 14

Hate Sex is about to happen in Norman. KU is the victim. Mark Mangino, feel free to clean up the mess after the 60 minutes are up. Oh, and feel free to grab some Norman BBQ. Plus, picking an OU win means we can stare at those chuckwagons. ------->

Colorado 24, K-State 18

K-State football is like a broken condom—useless with a messy outcome, and, in the end, you're fucked for a long time. Ron Prince has killed Bill Snyder's legacy in Manhattan, and deserves to hit the road...except for that new contract that he signed. Oops! Colorado is on the up-and-up, and should be a fun team to watch in '09 and '10. If Cody Hawkins can stay in this one, Buffs roll.