Ozzie Guillen: Ranking His 10 Craziest Tweets

On April 29, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was suspended two games for arguing balls and strikes and then Tweeting about his ejection follow one of his team's games. He was also fined an undisclosed amount.

"This one going to cost me a lot of money this is patetic," Guillen Tweeted after being tossed.

This incident was not the first one caused by a Tweet from a member of the Guillen family, as Guillen's son, Oney, left the team's scouting department after posting negative Tweets about the organization's front office during the team's 2010 Spring Training.

That being said, here are some of Ozzie's best Tweets since starting his account. They are not ranked in any particular order. Feel free to post comments with other "Ozzisms" that I may have missed.

What?

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ST PETERSBURG, FL - APRIL 21: Manager Ozzie Guillen #13 of the Chicago White Sox smiles against the Tampa Bay Rays during the game at Tropicana Field on April 21, 2011 in St. Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by J. Meric/Getty Images)

Tweet: Sometime what i say people not listen only when is some the like to talk no the good thingh

Translation: To start off, I wanted to make sure everyone knows that Guillen fails to get the point across in about 50 percent of his Tweets. For example, I have no idea what he's talking about here.

Ozzie Always Looks Good

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CHICAGO, IL - APRIL 07: Manager Ozzie Guillen #13 of the Chicago White Sox smiles at fans before the home opener against the Tampa Bay Rays at U.S. Cellular Field on April 7, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. The White Sox defeated the Rays 5-1. (Photo by Jonath

Tweet: its pretty frio in california cold trying to take picstures for you guy my hair dos not move because i use kielhs gel goos stuff

Translation: Regardless of the weather, Ozzie always makes sure he's looking good for his fans, even in California.

Ozzie: Safe

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CHICAGO, IL - APRIL 07: Manager Ozzie Guillen #13 of the Chicago White Sox gives a 'thumbs up' to members of the Tampa Bay Rays before the home opener at U.S. Cellular Field on April 7, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

Tweet: To thos idiots I no driving joey cora is driving I not that stupids

Translation: I'm not sure if texting and driving is illegal in Illinois, but I do know that even if it is, Ozzie would never get a ticket. He's all about practicing safe driving skills. See this Tweet, for example. He only Tweets from the road when Joey Cora is driving.

Ozzie Loves March Madness

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WASHINGTON - MARCH 19: The Butler Bulldog performs during their game against the Pittsburgh Panthers during the third round of the 2011 NCAA men's basketball tournament at Verizon Center on March 19, 2011 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Imag

Tweet: Go butler so proud I love you moscat luck like my dog dh

Translation: Ozzie picked Butler to win because he loved their mascot—the bulldog. That's similar to the way most girls fill out their tournament brackets, cool team names and good mascots.

Crosstown Rivals

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GLENDALE, AZ - MARCH 11: Manager Ozzie Guillen #13 of the Chicago White Sox at the spring training baseball game against Chicago Cubs at Camelback Ranch on March 11, 2011 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)

Tweets: Winston salem ballpark is so nice wuaoooopo -AND- I wish wrigley field look like winston salem ballpark lol

Translation: Dear Cubs fans, owners and players, a minor league ballpark is nicer than yours. Ozzie hates Wrigley.

Jack in the Box

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PHOENIX, AZ - FEBRUARY 17: The Jack in the Box mascot attends the NBA game between the Dallas Mavericks and the Phoenix Suns at US Airways Center on February 17, 2011 in Phoenix, Arizona. The Mavericks defeated the Suns 112-106. NOTE TO USER: User expr

Tweets: Waiting for my wife to have dinner in jack in the box love the tacos, which came not long after Open a jack in the box in chicago please.

Translation: Ozzie only spends the millions he makes each year at the finest of dining locations.

Slammin' Sammy

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ARLINGTON, TX - AUGUST 28: Sammy Sosa #21 of the Texas Rangers looks on against the Chicago White Sox on August 28, 2007 at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. The Rangers won 4-3. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Tweet: Great sammy sosa is black again yesssssssss

Translation: ??

Exercise

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TUCSON, AZ - MARCH 07: Manager Ozzie Guillen #13 of the Chicago White Sox during the spring training game against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Kino Veterans Memorial Stadium on March 7, 2011 in Tucson, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Tweet: What's wrong we ours society iam seat at home watching tv and most of comercial is to loose weight and diet plesae people

Translation: Ozzie feels there's no excuse for being overweight.

NBA Playoffs

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CHICAGO, IL - MAY 04: Derrick Rose #1 of the Chicago Bulls moves with the ball against the Atlanta Hawks in Game Two of the Eastern Conference Semifinals in the 2011 NBA Playoffs at the United Center on May 4, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. The Bulls defeated

Tweet: Rose is dirty great a@# player

Translation: Not only was Rose this year's NBA MVP, he's also the 2011 dirty great a@# player of the year. Solid season.

Traffic

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BEIJING - AUGUST 12: Chinese cyclists manoeuvre through a heavy traffic jam in the city center on August 12, 2008 in Beijing, China. The Chinese capital enforced a traffic ban based on the parity of licence plate numbers to keep vehicles off the roads on

Tweets: Driving in stupid trafic in arizona shocker. To another game tonite -AND- Oh my god friday in atlanta the trafic is bad -AND- Lake short drive is a parking lot my god -AND- I hate this traffic in arizona lord drive me crazy

Translation: Of everything in the world, Ozzie hates traffic the most; although it does allow him to Tweet.