Josh Koscheck is in Love with Georges St-Pierre!

As an old fashioned woman, I am sure that my readers will think that I am a dirty-minded old broad to be bringing this up now, but I am very convinced it is true. Josh Koscheck is crushing on Georges St-Pierre worse than Mandy Moore ever did.

And unlike the unfortunate Ms Moore, Josh will enjoy up to 25 minutes of Georges' undivided attention and much body contact with his major man-crush in the octagon in front of the world in Montreal on Saturday night!

Why, you may wonder, has Grandma Dee come to this conclusion?

Well, anyone who watched every single episode of TUF 12, just as I did, must have had more than a few clues to Josh's sexual obsessions featuring Georges as a most unwilling object of his lurking "affection."

At times I felt like a dirty old voyeur as I watched Josh's stalking tactics.

Other times took me back to my own grade school experiences of how to get the attention of a person who was the object of preteen lust.

Josh used such juvenile tricks as hiding Georges' flip flops from him in the gym, (apparently to delay his hasty departure), distracting his search for the missing footwear with a lot of chatter, further perplexing Georges, who sought to avoid all conversation with Josh in an attempt to protect his own privacy, as well as his sanity.

Imagine being trapped in any building with a 12-year-old as your stalker. How did Georges ever stand it?

Next came the childish taunting about Speedos and Georges' choice of underwear.

Josh provocatively displaying his own "tighty whities," questioned Georges' preferred cage-wear and queried further to see if Georges was trying to incite lust in the "male fans" in the stands, completely ignoring the fact that millions of female fans spend their hours wrapped up in fantasies involving Georges in nothing except his weigh-in underwear.

Josh further stated that if that was Georges' secret of success, then he himself would wear white shorts in their match to beat Georges.

Sexual innuendos continued to run rife as Josh informed Georges that "if you kiss me, Georges, I will quit MMA."

"French kiss me Georges, and I'll quit!"

If Georges is at all like me and my imagination, flashbacks of BJ Penn planting an enthusiastic big wet kiss on Matt Hughes' bloodied mouth after their first cage encounter, impinged upon his mind in horrified, vivid detail.

Yuck! I couldn't strike myself blind as the image haunted me! Poor Georges!

As Georges' team laughed out loud and his coaching friends nervously tittered, what did go through his mind?

Cody MacKinzie got it right when he compared Josh to a 12-year-old acting out. Unfortunately, Cody stopped short of adding the man crush details that quickly flooded my mind.

I used to watch a "leather boy" who stared at my son during wrestling meets, with more than just a hint of macho guy lust in his eyes; it was not at all pleasant for a mother to experience, believe me!

Further into the TUF series, Josh fantasized  Georges had hired a "male nurse" to be present for the sole purpose of upsetting Josh's applecart, although that was obviously not at all the case, Tate being a friend of Rashad Evan's who has gone to post fight nightclub parties with Georges' entourage and happens to live in Las Vegas.

Even Tate mentioned the fact that he had received instructions from Georges not to interact with Koscheck. Unfortunately, not everyone is as stoic in the face of a tormentor as is Georges, and Tate did succumb to temptation, fighting back, which encouraged Josh to continue his childish campaign against Georges.

Nothing worse than those preadolescent hormone-enriched crushes!

Next Josh attempted to unpants Georges on national television. Georges' team thought this was funny. Clearly, Georges did not.

So now it will all come full circle with Georges facing "riding time" either on top of or possibly beneath his nemesis, who will obviously be getting off on it in more than one sense of the word.

How unfortunate for poor, tormented Georges, who tried to keep a stiff upper lip, endure the teasing, and take the high road throughout the torture of having to be present with an obviously smitten Josh Koscheck during a six-week highway through hell, immortalized on a video disc for perpetuity!

Please, Georges fans, join with Grandma Dee in praying for a quick, clean knockout punch that will put mad dog Koscheck out and keep him from defiling Georges further.