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Redditor Writes Drake's 'Marvin's Room' as DeMar DeRozan After Kawhi Leonard Trade

Tyler ConwayJul 21, 2018

Every day, we log on to the internet and see horrifying things from around the world. But sometimes, there is something so brilliant, so pitch-perfect, that it makes this whole world wide web thing worth it.

This is one of those times.

A Reddit user, who I can only hope has a record deal upon publication of this article, has rewritten Drake's "Marvin's Room" to reflect the Kawhi Leonard-DeMar DeRozan trade (NSFW language):

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I don't even know where to begin; this is about as perfect as parody can get. Someone very much needs to photoshop DeRozan's face on the Take Care album cover and make this a whole thing.

Kudos. Bravo.