Tomorrow's Headlines Today: Barcelona, Arsene Wenger, Chelsea, Balotelli, Lyon

Tomorrow never knows, but maybe we do.

When you wake up Wednesday morning and look through your morning newspaper—or friendly B/R blog—you'll find dozens of headlines staring right back at you. Here are five of them a day early.

How can we be so sure? It's all in the crystal ball.

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Arsene Knows. Again.

For much of the season, multiple commentators—and even one former player—tried to convince us that Arsene Wenger had lost it.

Arsenal had struggled in the league, in Europe and in the transfer market, and Le Professeur had apparently lost his touch.

None of it was ever true, and after Arsenal's 3-0 demolition of AC Milan on Tuesday in the Champions League, we'll see headlines gushing about the Frenchman's mental powers once again.

Just wait. You'll see it: Arsene knows. Again

Chelsea High on Löw

If you haven't been linked with the Chelsea job, you aren't a living, breathing football manager.

One of the latest names linked to the high-profile but high-risk job is Germany manager Joachim Löw. According to the Independent, a Swiss newspaper linked Löw with the job, but Löw has declined to comment.

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"I have a contract as national team coach until 2014," Löw told German newspaper Bild.

"The European Championships start in three months and everyone knows my goal.

"I see no reason for me to comment on media speculation."

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So, think the tabloids will let this one go?

Trouble for Super Mario

On Tuesday, Manchester City's Mario Balotelli finally came clean about his stripper odyssey from last week.

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"I didn't do anything wrong at the club," he told Gazzetta dello Sport. "But I understand that if she [his girlfriend Raffaella Fico] had gone with her friends to a strip club, I would have been very angry.

"If you love a woman, you can avoid causing that pain. That was my first mistake. The second was to go two days before a game."

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Way to go, Mario. You just blew it.

We've all seen Raffaella Fico. That woman is not going to give him a free pass.

Barca Tear Bayer Leverkusen Apart

This one's almost too easy. Newspapers should have their headlines on the page already.

Barcelona whipped Bayer Leverkusen 3-1 three weeks ago in Germany. The second leg is Wednesday in Barcelona.

Anything less than a 3-0 win would be a shocking result.

APOEL Shock Lyon

How about this for a shocker?

Lyon will lose to APOEL in Cyprus. The former French giants have been anything but imposing this year, and they were hardly convincing in a 1-0 first-leg squeaker.

Their European campaign ends Wednesday.