How Wes Welker Should Respond to Gisele Bundchen's Critical Comments

Well, apparently Gisele Bundchen already has a good idea of why the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants, 21-17, in the Super Bowl on Sunday evening.

Responding to the taunts from Giants fans after the game, Gisele dropped the blame on one area of the game in particular. From Paige Feigenbaum of TheInsider.com (with video evidence!):

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While waiting for the elevator to leave the VIP suites at Lucas Oil Stadium, Gisele said, 'My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times.'

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Feel free to make your own "I guess those prayers didn't work out, huh?" jokes here.

On one hand, the Brazilian supermodel has a point. After all, the Patriots dropped at least four passes, including one by Wes Welker deep down the field.

And for the record, Welker admitted he should have made the catch and blew it at a big-time moment in the game. From Jackie MacMullan of ESPN:

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"That's a play I make a thousand times," he said. "I just didn't make it."

When asked if he was expecting the ball to be thrown over his other shoulder, Welker answered, "The ball was right there. I've got to make that play. It's a play I've made a thousand times, and at the biggest moment of my life I don't come up with it."

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On the other hand, what should Welker be thinking about Tom Brady and Gisele in light of those comments?

You know, Tom's two main gaffes in the game—the safety he took on the Patriots' first drive and the pass he underthrew to Rob Gronkowski deep down the field that was intercepted by Chase Blackburn—were the difference in the loss and were plays that Eli Manning avoided making.

And why does anyone give two craps about Gisele's assessment of this game? She's a freaking supermodel, for heaven's sake. Her postgame analysis is about as valuable as Tim Tebow appearing on "Jon Gruden's QB Camp" and critiquing the throwing motions of young quarterbacks.

If my model wife (Miss Hooters International, baby!) Anna Burns said anything negative about Tom Brady, she'd be be burned at the stake like a witch in Salem. I'm pretty sure this is a double standard or something.

I mean, of course she is going to defend her man. Especially in the face of obnoxious Giants fans, which is probably a redundant use of an adjective, because all Giants fans are obnoxious, namely after a win.

But did she have to do it at the expense of the wide receivers and tight ends?

Do you think she would appreciate Tom showing up to a Victoria's Secret shoot and responding to fans heckling him about his wife's performance on the runway?

"Hey, you guys, she can't make and wear the lingerie at the same time, okay? She can't walk on and make the runway at the same time, okay? She hasn't quite mastered Magnum yet, okay? So back the eff off!"

I don't think she would appreciate that. I'm not sure how many obnoxious football fans attend fashion shows, but boy oh boy, that would be hilarious!

I'm with Wes on this one.

So no, Gisele, your husband can't throw and catch the ball at the same time. But he did drop the ball at two crucial moments in the game, and that you can't deny.

Now go find a water slide or take him dancing at Carnival to make him feel better and let the professionals handle the postgame analysis.

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