Pro Bowl 2012: Aaron Rodgers and Other Player Tweets We Can't Wait to See

The NFL has announced that they will allow in-game tweeting from players during the Pro-Bowl. Before you go thinking the NFL has gone all liberal on us, the players will not be able to use their own devices, and the tweets have to come from a tweet station located on the sidelines.

Now that sounds more like the NFL I'm used to, heavily sponsored and regulated leisure activities.

Imagine if the players got a chance to whip out their own iPhones, Androids—and I guess some of the more primitive guys still have Blackberrys, probably Mark Brunell—and began to go ham with their 140 characters.

These are the types of tweets you might see:

Aaron Rodgers 

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I never thought I'd prefer Midwest weather over Hawaii. This sucks, I thought I'd be in Indy

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Matt Forte

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I wonder if I can still get half of the franchise tag amount if I hurt myself out here playing for nothin'

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Marshawn Lynch

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I think they're taking this Skittles thing too far, I've been picking tropical flavored candy out my dreads since the first quarter

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Larry Fitzgerald

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Damn y'all. I forgot what it was like to have passes thrown to me by a good QB. This is amazing

 

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Antonio Gates

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I'm gonna start my New Year's Resolution to get back in shape right after I eat this Torikatsu...I promise

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B.J. Raji

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They keep asking me to do my dance, but every time I do it, they evacuate the stadium because the locals think a volcano is erupting

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James Harrison

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This is B#11%H##, that Hawaiian cheerleader was not a defenseless receiver, she made a football move, I swear she did

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Patrick Willis

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Its so nice here, nobody stressed out, nobody fumbling two MU*%#EFF1N kicks to cost us the game, it's beautiful

 

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Wow, wouldn't that be cool? Instead we'll have to settle for, stuff like "I'm having a great time, I wanted say thanks to the fans for voting me in, what a privilege."

Oh well, you can't have everything.

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