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Patriots-Buccaneers: Brits Admit Tom Brady Is A Wanker

Jeffrey BoswellOct 22, 2009

Note: The quotes in this article are fictional.

Tom Brady threw six touchdown passes, one for each of Mike and Carolโ€™s six children, as the Patriots pounded the Titans 59-0 to improve to 4-2 and take over first place in the AFC East.

Brady threw five of his TDโ€™s in the second quarter, breaking the NFL record for touchdown passes in a quarter.

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โ€œCall it a Brady โ€˜bunch,โ€™โ€ says Brady. โ€œI understand the Titans havenโ€™t won a game since beating the world champion Steelers in week 16 last year. So, they went from stomping on towels to throwing in towels.โ€

โ€œAs for running up the score, I resent those accusations. Thereโ€™s nothing safer than a 45-0 lead than a 52-0 lead, or a 59-0 lead. Besides, we now know what it takes to get Vince Young on the fieldโ€”not his own talent, but a lack of it on the part of his teammates.

"Vince seems to be a shell of his former self. And speaking of โ€˜shell,โ€™ did you know that if you hold Vinceโ€™s helmet up to your ear, you can hear the ocean? Thatโ€™s with his head in it.โ€

Three of Bradyโ€™s touchdown scores went to Randy Moss, who looks forward to putting on a show for the fans at Wembley Stadium in London.

โ€œIโ€™m just a country boy from West Virginia,โ€ says Moss, โ€œso the chance to travel overseas is a big deal. Shoot, there was a time in my life when โ€˜international flavorโ€™ meant nothing more than a 40 of Olde English malt liquor. Football has opened so many doors for me. Now, โ€˜international flavorโ€™ means downing a 40 of OE in England .โ€

โ€œBut I plan to enjoy my time there, not only on the field, but off the field as well. Thereโ€™s so many blokes Iโ€™d like to meet, like Royal Albert Hall, the Duke and Duchess of Oven, England Dan and John Ford Coley, and Baron Davis.โ€

Is Brady truly back to the impeccable form he showed before his knee injury? If he impregnates English model Kate Moss, heโ€™s definitely back.

And, can Raheem Morris hold his own against Bill Belichick? Maybe in a freestyle rap battle, but not on the sidelines in London.

New England wins 32-13.

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