UFC: 20 Movie Characters We Would Love to See in the Octagon

Movies are the quintessential entertainment pleasers, offering comedic relief, war-like action, awesome one-liners and a guy named Rocky.

They've provided us with some of the most memorable moments of our lives, young or old, by taking our dreams and making them reality.

The characters that often set the big screen on fire in our favorite motion pictures offer witty, hard-nosed, determined and unexplainable personalities comparable to the UFC fighters that grace the Octagon today.

With the rise of the sport in American culture, it felt only natural to schedule a meeting between these Hollywood juggernauts and mixed martial arts to form the best tag team of all time.

Before I begin, kudos to Bleacher Report.

Where else can you read a slideshow that refers to Napoleon Dynamite and Anderson Silva at the same time?

That's what I thought. Hope you enjoy.

Agent Smith

Just like in The Matrix, Agent Smith would adapt to the ins and outs of the Octagon.

With an unstoppable will, quick backup from his well-dressed buddies and slick glasses, it would be extremely difficult to KO this un-creatively named agent.

However, considering Smith is a relatively hands-on guy and never shies away from a battle of wits, he could potentially be submitted.

With all that said, even if he gets choked out, he'll probably end up morphing into Herb Dean or Joe Rogan.

Dr. Emmett Brown

Dr. Emmett Brown literally has the ability to go back to any fight in his career, alter the outcome and immediately shift his fortune into an undefeated record.

So basically, every time you see him step into the Octagon, it would be for a UFC championship.

It may be unfair, but hey, it's better than having Biff rule the world.

Right?

Napoleon Dynamite

To be honest with you, Napoleon Dynamite would get his clock cleaned in literally 11 seconds.

He's weak, nerdy, physically challenged and would probably end up trying on gaudy boots instead of throwing head kicks.

I just thought it would be a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see this curly-haired six-footer get elbowed in the temple.

But what do I know? Napoleon could potentially land a wacky triangle-choke in an effort to collect some votes for Pedro.

Rocky Balboa

You had to know Rocky was on this list.

He's arguably the most popular sports-related movie character in the history of the world. 

Balboa would also demonstrate the capability of a heavyweight boxing champ transitioning to a real combat sport like MMA.

The Philadelphian has a huge right, unmatchable stamina and the chin of a lion.

In the end, he may be the most Octagon-ready movie character on this list.

No questions asked.

Brick Tamland

Not only could Brick Tamland break the news of the fight, he could also participate.

He'd probably have to lose 20 to 30 pounds in order to have a fighter's chance, but if he happens to lose his marbles inside the ring, Brick has some explosive rounds, evident in his handling of hand grenades.

Ringside fans beware. The Octagon has become shrapnel-friendly.

John McClane

John McClane is accustomed to fighting heavily armed terrorists. What's the big deal about fighting some UFC light heavyweights?

Basically, McClane is one bad dude.

He literally never stops fighting, whether it's jumping out the window of a skyscraper with glass in his feet or wrestling a 280-pound, blond-headed Russian off his back.

Any fight involving this New York City cop would simply be the fight of the year.

Win or lose, he's dying hard.

Detective Sergeant Martin Riggs

I don't have much for detective sergeant Martin Riggs.

The only reason he's on this list is because the guy who plays him, Mel Gibson of course, is crazier than any character on this list.

If this was a slideshow about movie stars testing their skills in the UFC, Gibson would be hands down numero uno.

Tyler Durden

Oh boy, where do I start?

Tyler Durden is from a movie actually called Fight Club.

He's a schizophrenic madman capable of beating his own ass. Imagine what he could do to his opponents.

Durden is well built and crazy determined, and his split personality only means he has double the mixed martial arts experience.

For crying out loud, he has Meat Loaf on his side.

Harry Callahan

Do ya UFC fighters feel lucky? Well, do ya?

You better, because Dirty Harry Callahan is coming with a Smith & Wesson six-shooter, cocked and loaded.

Dirty Harry doesn't take garbage from anyone, and he does it with such conviction. He'll have to play his cards right, but if he lands a shot (wink) in the first few minutes, he could easily sink in a hook or two and start handcuffing guys.

Dude's a beast. So is Eastwood.

Jack Torrance

Heeeeere's Johnny!

Not only would Jack Torrance scare his opponents to death in the middle of the ring, but Bruce Buffer would probably be too timid to lay some awesome vocals into his introductory spiel.

There are no words to express how crazy Jack is. He's one of the scariest characters in movie history and has already experienced all the hellish events that life has to offer.

So why would he be intimidated by a guy with low-cut shorts?

He's simply unpredictable, highly dangerous and destined for UFC glory.

Put down the axe. Get this guy some gloves.

Hannibal Lecter

Creepy. Psychopath. Man-eater. Ruthless.

Those are just four words describing how vicious Hannibal Lecter would be as a UFC fighter.

Hell, he already looks like Jason "Mayhem" Miller coming to the Octagon, and he's already used to jail cells and penitentiary lockdowns. Why not try his luck in the ring?

When he's done with his opponent, probably via submission or a three-round torturous decision, Lecter would be seen eating his opponent's liver and brain backstage.

Sorry, no post-fight interview for you, Joe Rogan.

White Goodman

White Goodman would fit right in with his fellow UFC fighters.

He's cocky, boasts some awful facial hair and would do everything in his power to win the fight.

Think Tito Ortiz without the hair comment.

Goodman may be unable to sustain a respectable striking arsenal with his short reach, but his small build could enable him to land some bone-crushing takedowns.

And we all know he has one of the best chins out there.

Because the fact of the matter is that nobody makes Goodman bleed his own blood.

Maximus Decimus Meridius

This makes the most sense out of all these smartly hand-picked movie characters.

Maximus is a gladiator. The UFC is the modern-day gladiatorial sport of the world.

It's a perfect match.

I don't think Maximus would be able to chop off his opponent's head with two broadswords, but his sufficient armor and knowledge of war would pose as great advantages in the ground game.

This fan favorite would have a lengthy career in the UFC, sort of like Randy Couture.

Tony Montana

Tony Montana is simply the best.

Nobody can yell and shoot 40 rounds at the same time better than this kingpin.

Montana would be a menace inside the Octagon.

He would instantly become the dirtiest fighter in the UFC, throwing illegal knees, punching the back of the head and maybe even a groin shot here and there.

It may not be pretty, but his fights alone would be worth the cost of a UFC PPV.

Seriously, Dana White, $44.99?

Forrest Gump

Whatever Forrest Gump's life hands him, he's always ready for the challenge.

Gump is an All-American.

He has great strength, as evidenced by his rescuing of Lt. Dan.

He's got unmatched speed and stamina, as evidenced by his run across the United States.

He also possesses great reflexes, as evidenced by his ping-pong accolades.

All in all, candy aside, Gump may be the most prepared movie character out there.

Harry and Marv

When these guys fight, fans will not be home alone watching them.

They're PPV showmen, capable of taking Octagon punishment similar to hot doorknobs, sharp nails, pellet guns and shovels to the face.

Harry and Marv may not stand a chance apart, but together, they're capable of stealing any fight from any fighter.

Just expect a downright hilarious three rounds.

Hans Gruber

Terrorist or not, Hans Gruber is one mean guy.

Not only does he like to conduct his illegal work around the holidays, but he also tries to blow up Bruce Willis.

Not cool, Gruber. Not cool.

Regardless, Gruber's rough exterior probably won't be matched with any skills he may have inside the Octagon, so expect him to lose and lose often.

Basically, he's UFC filler that's used to fill in a time slot after Michael McDonald takes care of business.

Hopefully his accent and oddly constructed beard get heel-kicked off his dome piece.

Jason Bourne

Nobody is more prepared for a MMA bout than Jason Bourne.

The guy's DNA is made up of sick arm throws, unorthodox strikes, powerful elbows and the demeanor of a champion.

I mean, the guy has knocked out dudes with hardcover novels, let alone unloading quick shots and then jumping on a train to his next fight.

Bourne is the ultimate fighter, whether he knows it or not.

Tommy and Brendan Conlon

In all honesty, if you haven't seen Warrior, go see it.

Easily one of the top five fighting movies of all time. Maybe the best.

Tommy and Brendan Conlon are two completely different fighters. One likes to stand and brawl, while the other prefers to grapple and sink in wicked submissions.

The Conlon brothers have fought before—a fight that could easily be considered the fight of the decade in the UFC (I won't ruin the ending for anyone who hasn't seen it).

To see a rematch in real life, nothing could top that.

This time I say we pay both of them for their services.

Ace Ventura

There's nobody else on this list that I'd rather see fight in the UFC.

Ace "The Pet Detective" Ventura already has a top-notch nickname. All he has to do is translate his psychotic detective skills, unorthodox dolphin hunting and ability to take an arrow in the neck to the Octagon.

With a long reach, skinny frame and impeccable fashion taste, Ventura is ready for a spot among the sport's best lightweights.

The only problem that Ventura may endure is being thrown off his game by the very beautiful cougars that always seem to grace the front rows at UFC events.

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