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The NASCAR Elite Don't Like John Legend

Danny CarberryDec 19, 2008















If you know a "shortcut" to Talledega, you probably don't listen to Kanye West. NASCAR has recently settled a $225 million lawsuit filed by a former official who said she was subjected to racial discrimination and sexual harassment during her two-plus years working for the stock car organization.

Those Good Ol' Boys.

She said she was referred to as "Nappy Headed Mo" and "Queen Sheba," by co-workers, was often told she worked on "colored people time," and was frightened by one official who routinely made Ku Klux Klan references.

Uh-oh.

Apparently a guy named Lugnut who currently has a house that spells out NASCAR in Christmas lights and has continually written Richard Petty's name on a Presidential ballot the last 16 years, was a little perturbed by this lady working for the "Organization."











Whether or not Lugnut thinks of baby Jesus as a mischievous badger is unknown. I am sure he wanted to go after her like a spider monkey and make sure her caboose doesn't get a little loose in turn two.



NASCAR holds end of the year banquet in New York. Other than the fact that a lot of sponsors are located there, there is no reason whatsoever to celebrate the season in a city where an attempt to build a track was corrupted by the Mafia and a boycott of Ford Trucks. A Walmart parking lot in Charlotte would make more sense than the Waldorf Astoria in a city where nobody cares.

"I'm happy that Waffle House was okay with me coming here to talk to y'all about my day-to-day. And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell what it's like to manage a Waffle House. Ma'am, I don't know what else you want me to say to them. And I'm also gonna need to know where your commode's at. "

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I know the majority of NASCAR fans don't lynch black people, dress in Dixie Outfitters and shoot people dead on their lawn. I also know that most don't have intolerant attitudes or drive shitty, beat-up pickup trucks. I think?

I do know that Nascar is the only sport in the world that can completely empty out a Wal-Mart store of all kindred folk on every weekend. I will often venture over there during the Daytona 500 to feel free from the trudge that usually rampant the store. Interesting enough, Walmart is a store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, ski mask, A large sharp knife and chainsaw. But, you cannot buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker. Interesting.

Also, if you don't like NASCAR you don't like America.

So, you can GIT OUT!

Never forget

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