WWE: 10 Stars Who Just Don't Look the Part or Serve No Purpose

Is the weeding out process unleashed at WWE right now?

So many people have been suspended lately because of their failing the Wellness Policy test. The last one was Evan Bourne, co-holder of the WWE Tag Team championship and member of the high-flying duo"Air Boom" alongside Kofi Kingston.

Was that really necessary? The medicinal marijuana he was using is legal! WWE is wrong to do that. Matthew Korklan should seek legal advice because there is injustice here.

When are the writers of WWE going to get suspended indefinitely for giving us such bad shows the last few years!? 

We need Evan Bourne active right now as the Tag Team division depends on the success of Air Boom. Where are they going to get a replacement now?

At this point in time, the titles should just remain where they are and WWE should think of re-evaluating their policies or cleaning up some other areas.

As I looked through the roster, I noticed a few faces there I had completely forgotten. There is absolutely no use for them or they just don't fit in there. 

They need to go! Take a look.

David Otunga

Have you ever wondered as to why this one is still here?

They say it is because of his famous and beautiful wife, Academy Award winner Jennifer Hudson. I wouldn't go all the way there. The man actually has a nice shape, BUT...

He looks green on TV and can't act to save his life. I just dislike his character intensely and want to smack him from side to side.

I guess I will be able to in WWE '12.

Remember when he was actually "defying" Wade Barrett's authority last year? What the hell was that?

Bad!

Moving on, please!

Curt Hawkins

When he started out as Edge's tool I thought that was pretty funny.

Hawkins and Ryder are former Tag Team Champions, and they had a nice feud over the belts with the then-up-and-coming duo of The Miz and John Morrison.

It all went to down after they separated and he was thrown into a team with another lost soul in Vance Archer.

Now, he basically just takes up space on the roster and just doesn't do anything. Maybe the Zack-pack could pick him up and give him a career makeover?

Nah!

Be gone!

Hornswoggle

Alright! You, I have just been dying to put in here.

Go away! 

I don't want your lucky charms or play with your disco stick!

Can I kick you...please?!

Are you the reason we don't have a Cruiserweight championship anymore? You can't even say one word to defend yourself now, can you, my little green friend?

Ugh!

Heath Slater

Now this man has to be one of the reasons Smackdown ratings have been going down.

We should not be seeing Heath Slater anymore. He may have the ability but sure as hell lacks the look of a Superstar, and he got suspended, too...stupid!

NXT was (and is) a disaster, and I want it to be cancelled, so please take your rookies with it.

The One-Man Rockband...give me a break!

Finish Him! Scorpion style...get outta here!!!

Jinder Mahal

I hear the Great Khali is done with WWE and television appearances.

Why didn't he take this guy with him back home for a visit?

I would have loved to see what he could do because we haven't had a real Indian Superstar in a long time, but every week of muttering something in Hindi or Punjabi or whatever dialect that was just killed all the fun.

No one is making fun of India or its people here! The question is: Was there any real point to bringing him in at all?

That story arc he was in involving the Singhs and Mahals was ridiculous anyway, so it's a good thing they just abandoned it.

Tyler Reks

I have been on this guy's case for months now.

The male Gorgon from ancient Greece. For the life of me, why? Why does WWE keep people around who don't even appear on house shows?

He came out last year to a few matches and I supposed he looked powerful but then...poof! Vanished!

The surfer gimmick was just wrong and the "dominator" one could have been great but like WWE, I gave up caring about Tyler Reks.

He did complain about not doing much lately...maybe there is something there?

Meh...I don't care.

Trent Barreta

Trent Barreta. Let me say it again...Trent Barreta. Why is that a WWE Superstar's name? Does that sound spectacular to you?

No.

They keep trying to repackage him, but it just doesn't work. He is a Zack Ryder friend and appeared on his Internet show, but that's pretty much it.

Now it is time to do something else or...like Curt Hawkins, stay real close to Ryder because he is on a nice path.

Then again, those two might just ruin it, so go away!

JTG

Why they ever broke up Cryme Tyme is one mystery I would really like to solve.

They were great! So funny and entertaining. I laughed my butt listening to their "Word Up" capsules and I thought Eve Torres fit well in there.

Now this guy is lost and does not have a direction. I am really surprised he is still employed. I guess the company needs people to put in house show battle-royals, right?

Well JTG...today's words are:

Future Endeavored.

And they were brought to you by the letters G and R and by the number zero.

Primo

As I write this, Primo is currently pairing with cousin Tito and if done right, we could have ourselves a brand new tag team in WWE.

Maybe all is not lost.

On his own, though, he serves absolutely no purpose. Carlito and Primo made a great team and became the very first Unified WWE Tag Team Champions back at WrestleMania 25, but then Carlos Colòn Jr. decided to spit an apple in the company's face and was sent home, leaving poor, defenseless Primo all on his own.

We will see where this goes and if it fails, then bye bye baby bye bye.

Hmm...maybe he could be a Cruserweight, should they revive the division.

Rosa Mendes

I don't want to be mean to her...she looks so sweet.

However, this is not a toast! OK...I won't roast her, either.

They have never really given her anything to do besides being pretty, jumping rope and dying her hair black.

She came in as Beth Phoenix's apprentice and may have shown promise, but they decided not to use her. Rosa even tried to be part of LayCool but was told to take a hike. I think that could have been a good thing for her. They could have become WWE's version of "The Beautiful People."

Sad, isn't it?

You are a pretty girl, Rosa. Go valet one of the Superstars who desperately need assistance, or perhaps go make tons of money as a model or something...sell houses! 

I would buy two!

In Retrospect

Thanks for coming to the roast. It was a pleasure serving you.

There are some people who are born to be Superstars and Divas while some, well...not so much.

Next year, we will see if there is in fact another WWE draft. With the unified roster (thank God) we will have to weed out some unnecessary talent and re-vamp some areas...much to my delight.

Time will tell.

Here's hoping no other great talent is "future endeavored." Alright...maybe John Laurinaitis' on-screen character.