College Football Uniform Report Card from Week 5

Come on in and sit down, class is in session for this Week Four of uniform school. Last week we saw some good (Texas Tech), some bad (Oregon) and some ugly (Maryland). This week we have five, yes five uniforms to grade from.

Come with me as we take a look at these school's uniform choices from Week 4.

Who passed?

Who failed?

Who received a pass/fail?

Okay no one received a pass/fail, but I wanted to throw that one in there for all the college kids who didn't want to take Intro Economics at 8 a.m.  

Florida: A+

Before the class jumps down into the comment section to say that these are the uniforms that Florida wears every home game, just stop, we know.

But, they're the Nikeultracombatsupermegacollegecoedswillloveyou Uniforms that are skin tight. 

Florida receives an A+ for not changing the color scheme, or look, for their uniform. Let's hope that other schools are going to take a look at Florida and adapt to the new uniforms but not change up the scheme. 

West Virginia: D-

West Virginia played in their yellow on yellow uniforms last night to go with the "Yellow Out" that the WVU crowd was going for. It was good in theory, as the LSU fans, players and staff just saw a sea of yellow last night. It failed in look. 

It just looked like someone said, "Hey I know how can we confuse the LSU players on Saturday?" Then everyone in the room looked on in silence. "We'll wear all yellow since yellow is the color on LSU pants!"

Those uniforms were so bad, ABC couldn't use the first down graphic last night because the WVU players looked like 11 first down markers. 

HI YO! 

Maryland: C

Another week, another throw colors against the wall and see what sticks for this Maryland football team. 

It wasn't that bad this week. They took the pants, a part of the shoulder and the helmet from last week's uniforms; but added in a hint of red and yellow to the jersey top. In addition, there seems to be a red racing stripe on the rib cage.

You can't go wrong with a racing stripe.

Oh wait, yes you can when your team loses to TEMPLE! 

Arizona State: F

Arizona State also gets a "See me after class" for this bleep show they put on the field yesterday. 

We've heard of black on black uniforms, we've heard of white on white, but chocolate on chocolate? What were they thinking?

Their helmets look like something Brick threw in Anchorman, "Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a Trident?"

However, the uniforms helped in an upset victory over USC last night, so they have that going for them.

Oklahoma State: B-

These Oklahoma State jerseys were not offensive, but not great. They have the same classic Oklahoma State uniform top, but added in a helmet that looks like a Robot head. 

They weren't the creation of a clothing head, (See: Knight, Phil Oregon and Plank, Kevin Maryland) so that gives them style points. But they had to of been okay-ed by Oil Billionare and Ok. State alum Boone Pickens. 

Maybe that's why the grey in these uniforms look like an oil well? 

Either way kudos to the Cowboys for sticking to the original jersey while trying something new. 

Okay kids, class is off for this week. Study up and come back next week for more jersey grades. 

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