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C.C. Sabathia a Yank after Chien-Ming Wang's Injury?

David WileyJun 17, 2008

Could an injured Wang make Sabathia a Yank?

There is a drinking game entitled โ€œFuzzy Duckโ€ that starts by, well, drinking.ย  The object of the game is to go around the table, each participant saying โ€œfuzzy duckโ€.ย  At some point, someone can say โ€œDoes he?โ€ instead of โ€œfuzzy duckโ€ and reverse the order of the participants that were saying โ€œfuzzy duckโ€ in chronological order.ย 

In addition to shifting the game from clockwise to counter-clockwise, the opposing saying is โ€œDucky Fuzzโ€.ย  And so the game continues.ย  So one way, โ€œFuzzy Duckโ€ย  Does he? Reverses course andย makes the sayingย โ€œDucky Fuzzโ€, and along the way, the tongue twister ends up making someone or another say a bad word or a combination of bad words and drink.ย 

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Eventually everyone gets toasted enough that the game falls by the wayside and you just watch sports.

With Chien-Ming Wang partially tearing a tendon and spraining his foot while running the bases during an inter-league matchup with Houston, and C.C. Sabathia in the last year of his contract with a below .500 Cleveland Indians team that may or may not crawl back into contention in a poor AL Central, the New York Yankees, a bottomless free-spending pit already, might be desperate to pick up some more starting pitching.

Enter the latest drinking game that would actually be sports related instead of a just aย reference to a duck with hair.ย 

There is no way you couldnโ€™t come up with something close to fuzzy duck with the words Wang, Yank (short for Yankees;ย short and Wang are even a somewhat funny combination as long as it's notย appropriate to apply it to yourself or your significant other), injured, and Sabathia.ย 

Maybe it starts out : Sabathia to Yanks replacing an injured Wang.ย  Then someone else says โ€œpossibility?โ€ reversing the course and it's โ€œinjured Wang sends Sabathia to Yanksโ€ for the opposite direction.ย 

You keep that up while drinking andย watching what few Indians runners reach base, and I guarantee there will be some worse sayings coming out of that combinationย than the โ€œFuzzy Duckโ€ game.ย 

Since the actual word Sabathia does not really contribute to the offending nature of the saying of the game or the spirit of the contest, maybe heโ€™ll be overlooked by the Yankeesย for trading for a pitcher like Aaron Harang, or worse, a trade for John Danks.ย 

After all, baseball is just a game, while drinking games are a lot harder to come by.

People would talk about the history of that one like โ€œRemember the Wang Danks trade?โ€ Oof.

Letโ€™s just hope the Indians arenโ€™t left with no Sabathia and holding a injured Wang.

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