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C.C. Sabathia a Yank after Chien-Ming Wang's Injury?

David WileyJun 17, 2008

Could an injured Wang make Sabathia a Yank?

There is a drinking game entitled “Fuzzy Duck” that starts by, well, drinking.  The object of the game is to go around the table, each participant saying “fuzzy duck”.  At some point, someone can say “Does he?” instead of “fuzzy duck” and reverse the order of the participants that were saying “fuzzy duck” in chronological order. 

In addition to shifting the game from clockwise to counter-clockwise, the opposing saying is “Ducky Fuzz”.  And so the game continues.  So one way, “Fuzzy Duck”  Does he? Reverses course and makes the saying “Ducky Fuzz”, and along the way, the tongue twister ends up making someone or another say a bad word or a combination of bad words and drink. 

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Eventually everyone gets toasted enough that the game falls by the wayside and you just watch sports.

With Chien-Ming Wang partially tearing a tendon and spraining his foot while running the bases during an inter-league matchup with Houston, and C.C. Sabathia in the last year of his contract with a below .500 Cleveland Indians team that may or may not crawl back into contention in a poor AL Central, the New York Yankees, a bottomless free-spending pit already, might be desperate to pick up some more starting pitching.

Enter the latest drinking game that would actually be sports related instead of a just a reference to a duck with hair. 

There is no way you couldn’t come up with something close to fuzzy duck with the words Wang, Yank (short for Yankees; short and Wang are even a somewhat funny combination as long as it's not appropriate to apply it to yourself or your significant other), injured, and Sabathia. 

Maybe it starts out : Sabathia to Yanks replacing an injured Wang.  Then someone else says “possibility?” reversing the course and it's “injured Wang sends Sabathia to Yanks” for the opposite direction. 

You keep that up while drinking and watching what few Indians runners reach base, and I guarantee there will be some worse sayings coming out of that combination than the “Fuzzy Duck” game. 

Since the actual word Sabathia does not really contribute to the offending nature of the saying of the game or the spirit of the contest, maybe he’ll be overlooked by the Yankees for trading for a pitcher like Aaron Harang, or worse, a trade for John Danks. 

After all, baseball is just a game, while drinking games are a lot harder to come by.

People would talk about the history of that one like “Remember the Wang Danks trade?” Oof.

Let’s just hope the Indians aren’t left with no Sabathia and holding a injured Wang.

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