Marshawn Lynch Plays Chicken with Scottish Bus While Doing Wheelie on Bike

Kids, don't try this. Same goes for adults.

Marshawn Lynch lives in his own world, one where doing a wheelie on his bike in the middle of a Scottish street toward a bus makes sense.

That sentence reads like a Mad Lib, but the retired running back did just that.

Fortunately, nobody was harmed.

According to The Sun, Lynch was in Paisley, Scotland, filming a Super Bowl promo. However, it's not clear if the game of chicken was planned.

Here's another shot of the former Seattle Seahawks star staring at the person filming:

[Twitter, h/t Sports Illustrated]