Seahawks Fan Makes Guests Sign Contract Before They Can Watch Game at His House

If you want to watch a Seattle Seahawks game with diehard fan Ken Graat, you may. 

Just make sure you follow his rules.

For starters, all pregame business is limited strictly to football. Nothing else can be discussed. During the game? Forget about talking (casually) unless a commercial is on.

Don’t even think about jinxing the ‘Hawks, either. Let the game unfold on its own without provoking the football gods.

To whiny parents: Your kid will experience “bad sportsmanship by an adult,” “excessive profanity,” "childish behavior during the tough times” and “potential for broken household items such as kids toys, drywall and small appliances.”

So don’t worry, your precious little ones are safe.

After a win, victory cigars for all as the game—and nothing but the game—is discussed.

After a loss, get out. And on your way out, don’t let “can’t win ‘em all” or anything like that escape your lips. Act like a grown man and cry over a sporting event.

While reading through these, one question seems to stick out: Can you imagine what this guy did when the New England Patriots stole the Super Bowl last year?

That explosion must have been nuclear.

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