The Top 10 Reasons Why the Browns Will Trade Braylon Edwards

10.  Five Hour Energy Drink commercials? Man, Please!!!

9.    Million dollar athletes racing teammates barefoot in practice...I see my 76-year-old father just shaking his head in disgust on this one.

8.    Hey Lamont!! I mean Braylon!! Can't you remember the snap count?

7.    "I'm not appreciated here because I'm from Michigan." This one really burns me up.  Will the real Browns fans stand-up and tell this fool that Steve Everitt and Leroy Hoard wore the "Maze and Blue"? When Cleveland left for Baltimore (I'm getting a little emotional)... I will never forget Everitt wearing his Browns bandanna under that Ravens helmet during their inaugural season.

6.    He's the hot girlfriend that's great arm candy, but for some reason or another she's always getting on your nerves at the worst moment....The little things: not calling back, not remembering the snap count, the three, four, and five drink hot date (you paid of course), the 1,2,3,4...16, 22 dropped passes during last season.

5.    It would never fail: Braylon drops a pass, then drops a touchdown. The game takes a commercial break, and there's that darn 5-Hour Energy again!!!

4.    This represents the number of games Braylon Edwards lost by himself due to dropped passes.

3.    If the Edwards switch to Giants does become a reality, compensation must come in threes. That's right, three quality assets for one.

2.    Juuuust the two of us...Mangini and Kokonis gone make it if they tryyyyyy! These two men are going to be stubborn to the bitter end, regarding direction.

1.    I'm not going to hold my breath every time the Browns throw down field!!!